TO MASSACHUSETTS AND SAYS,

I'M GONNA DEAL WITH THESE LAWSTO THEIR BLOODY FACE.

OR I'M GONNA BLOODY DEALWITH THESE LAWS

IN THE FACE.

IN OTHER WORDS,

I'M CONFRONTING THIS [bleep]

HEAD-[bleep]-ON.

HONESTLY,LAYING ON THE FLOOR LIKE THIS

IS ONE OF THE BEST TIMESI'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME.

- [laughing]

- SO MARY--SHE'S VISITINGQUAKERS IN PRISON.

THEY WERE LIKE,THANK YOU, MARY, FOR COMING,

'CAUSE WE GET THAT YOU GETWHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH.

SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY.

SO THE COMMONWEALTHOF MASSACHUSETTS

WAS LIKE,STOP VISITING PRISONERS.

STOP ACTING LIKEIT'S OKAY.

WE GOTTA [bleep] KILL YOU.

SO HE WALKED HERTO THE GALLOWS

ON BOSTON COMMONIN 1660.

AND THEY PUT THE NOOSEAROUND HER NECK.

SO SHE HAD THE ROPEAROUND HER NECK,

LIKE, ABOUT TO DIE.

SHE SAID,NO EAR CAN HEAR,

NO TONGUE CAN TASTE,

NO HEART CAN UNDERSTAND...

THE JOY--

SOMETHING LIKE, THE JOY--

[bleep].I DON'T [bleep] KNOW.

THE JOY AND THE TREASURESOF THE BLESSINGS

AND THE REFRESHMENTS.

I DON'T GET WHAT THAT IS.

BUT THE REFRESHMENTS OF GOD

THAT I HAVE,STARTING RIGHT THIS [bleep] NOW.

[triumphant music]

♪

EVERYONE'S WATCHING.THEY'RE LIKE,

OH, MY GOD.WE'RE ON THE BOSTON COMMON.

WE'RE ON--WATCHING SOMEONE DIE.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEMFOR BEING A SICK [bleep].

AND THEN KING CHARLESWAS LIKE,

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE [bleep]IS EVERYONE DOING

OVER AT MASSACHUSETTS?

I DIDN'T SAY THIS [bleep]SHOULD GET SO CRAZY.

DON'T KILL PEOPLE.

THAT MAKES YOU LOOK MORELIKE A PUSSY,

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW,BY THE WAY, DUDES.

BUT SHE CHANGED THE WORLD.

BUT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ABOUT ITANYWHERE BUT HERE.

- WELL, NOW--

- [crying]SHE'S IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE

ON THE BOSTON COMMON.

AND YOU KNOW WHOSE GRAVEIS MARKED?

[bleep] JIM MORRISON.

PEOPLE FLY TO EUROPETO SEE IT.

AND HE WROTE HORRIBLE MUSIC.

[patriotic music]