TO MASSACHUSETTS AND SAYS,
I'M GONNA DEAL WITH THESE LAWSTO THEIR BLOODY FACE.
OR I'M GONNA BLOODY DEALWITH THESE LAWS
IN THE FACE.
IN OTHER WORDS,
I'M CONFRONTING THIS [bleep]
HEAD-[bleep]-ON.
HONESTLY,LAYING ON THE FLOOR LIKE THIS
IS ONE OF THE BEST TIMESI'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME.
- [laughing]
- SO MARY--SHE'S VISITINGQUAKERS IN PRISON.
THEY WERE LIKE,THANK YOU, MARY, FOR COMING,
'CAUSE WE GET THAT YOU GETWHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH.
SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY.
SO THE COMMONWEALTHOF MASSACHUSETTS
WAS LIKE,STOP VISITING PRISONERS.
STOP ACTING LIKEIT'S OKAY.
WE GOTTA [bleep] KILL YOU.
SO HE WALKED HERTO THE GALLOWS
ON BOSTON COMMONIN 1660.
AND THEY PUT THE NOOSEAROUND HER NECK.
SO SHE HAD THE ROPEAROUND HER NECK,
LIKE, ABOUT TO DIE.
SHE SAID,NO EAR CAN HEAR,
NO TONGUE CAN TASTE,
NO HEART CAN UNDERSTAND...
THE JOY--
SOMETHING LIKE, THE JOY--
[bleep].I DON'T [bleep] KNOW.
THE JOY AND THE TREASURESOF THE BLESSINGS
AND THE REFRESHMENTS.
I DON'T GET WHAT THAT IS.
BUT THE REFRESHMENTS OF GOD
THAT I HAVE,STARTING RIGHT THIS [bleep] NOW.
[triumphant music]
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EVERYONE'S WATCHING.THEY'RE LIKE,
OH, MY GOD.WE'RE ON THE BOSTON COMMON.
WE'RE ON--WATCHING SOMEONE DIE.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEMFOR BEING A SICK [bleep].
AND THEN KING CHARLESWAS LIKE,
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE [bleep]IS EVERYONE DOING
OVER AT MASSACHUSETTS?
I DIDN'T SAY THIS [bleep]SHOULD GET SO CRAZY.
DON'T KILL PEOPLE.
THAT MAKES YOU LOOK MORELIKE A PUSSY,
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW,BY THE WAY, DUDES.
BUT SHE CHANGED THE WORLD.
BUT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ABOUT ITANYWHERE BUT HERE.
- WELL, NOW--
- [crying]SHE'S IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE
ON THE BOSTON COMMON.
AND YOU KNOW WHOSE GRAVEIS MARKED?
[bleep] JIM MORRISON.
PEOPLE FLY TO EUROPETO SEE IT.
AND HE WROTE HORRIBLE MUSIC.
[patriotic music]