Sebastian Maniscalco - Grocery Store Line

  • Season 12, Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 33,403

There's always a problem at the grocery store. (1:53)

YOU COME TO WORK.YOU GET THAT TYPE OF A RESPONSE.

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.I NEED IT. I HAD A ROUGH DAY.

[LAUGHTER]

[Heavy Sigh]WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE.

ALWAYS A PROBLEMAT THE GROCERY STORE.

- IS IT HARD TO PAY?- [LAUGHTER]

ALWAYS SOMETHIN' GOIN' ONIN MY LINE, RIGHT?

ALWAYS IN THE BACK-- I'M LIKE,"WHAT DID I DO--"

[LAUGHTER]

WHO'S STILL PAYING IN CHECK?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU'LL SEE IT.IT WILL COME OUT OF A BAG

IN SLOW MOTION.THEN THE WHOLE LINE SEES IT.

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE IT'S JUSTNOT THE CHECKBOOK.

THINGS GO WITHTHE CHECKBOOK, RIGHT?

GLASSES ALWAYS COME ON.

[LAUGHTER]

GOTTA FIND THE CHECK.HOLD ON.

ALWAYS ASKING QUE--"WHO DO I WRITE THE CHECK TO?"

"JOHN'S MARKET."IT'S ON THE GUY'S APRON.IT'S ON THE BAGS.

THERE'S A LOTTA HINTS HERE.

I GOT NO PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE.

GUY HAD FOUR ITEMSIN FRONT OF ME.

I'M LIKE, FOUR ITEMS,HOW WE GONNA SCREW THIS UP?

THEY SCAN IT.BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.

THEN HE PULLED THIS ONE."AND A PACK OFCIGARETTES, PLEASE?"

NOW WE GOTTA GO TO THE CAGE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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