DL Hughley - Office Shootings

DL Hughley: Shocked and Appalled Season 1, Ep 101 05/15/2005 Views: 4,732

DL Hughley advises white people to follow their black coworkers if they see them fleeing from something. (1:43)

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A LOT OF COMMON SENSE, JUST A

LITTLE COMMON SENSE.

WHITE PEOPLE, I'M SO TIRED OF

Y'ALL GETTING SHOT AT WORK.

IT'S SO [BLEEP] UNNECESSARY.

IF YOU AIN'T SURE WHAT THE DUDE

JUST WATCH THE BLACK PEOPLE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LOOK, HERE'S A...

HERE'S A RULE OF THUMB,

WHEN BLACK PEOPLE RUN

YOU RUN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW WHY.

THEY'RE RUNNING, LET'S GO,

COME ON.

COME ON.

'CAUSE BLACK PEOPLE CAN JUST

SENSE WHEN STUFF AIN'T RIGHT.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

THIS DUDE IS CRAZY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MM-HMM.

SOMETHING OFF, SOMETHING OFF

JUST...

MM-HMM, YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH, HE CRAZY.

I'M GOING HOME, THIS DUDE

TRYING TO MAKE THE NEWS.

DAMN THIS.

WHITE PEOPLE WALK RIGHT UP

TO THE TROUBLE,

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE

WITH THAT SHOTGUN?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NO--

[BEATING NOISE]

WE BE AT HOME, "I WAS JUST

THERE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I KNEW IT."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THEY DONE SHOT AT THE JOB.

THEY DID KILLED THE SUPERVISOR.

I'M GONNA APPLY FOR THE JOB

TOMORROW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HE AIN'T COMING BACK.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]