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A mobster begins to suspect that the dinner he's been invited to may be a setup. (2:36)

- I'M TELLIN' YOU, VINNY,

NO DISRESPECT TO YOURDEARLY DEPARTED GRANDMOTHER,

BUT MY AUNT MAKESA PASTA--FORGET ABOUT IT.

- YOUR AUNT LIVESIN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?

SEEMS KINDA DANGEROUS.

- WHAT ARE YOU,MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG?

COME ON, WE'RE LATE ALREADY.

- HEY, UH, YOU--YOU SAYSHE LIVES IN THIS HOUSE HERE?

- [bleep]'S THE MATTERWITH YOU, VINNY?

YOU'RE BEING RUDE.LET'S GO.

- I'M NOT TRYINGTO BE RUDE, IT'S--

THE LIGHTS ARE OFF.

MAYBE WE--LET'S COME BACK LATER. Y--

- HEY, SHE'S PROBABLYJUST TAKIN' A NAP

AFTER THE HUGE MEALSHE JUST MADE FOR US.

GO IN.

- I DON'T HAVE THE KEY.

YOU SHOULD GO IN FIRST.

- OH, MARRONE, SHE SAIDSHE'D LEAVE IT OPEN.

VINNY, STOP BEINGSUCH A STRUNZ AND GET IN THERE.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

- SURPRISE.

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