Sandra Bernhard - Circus of the Stars

Fred Stoller & Roger Rittenhouse Season 1, Ep 0154 02/24/1992 Views: 926

Molly Ringwald was eaten by a lion. (1:48)

SO I'M A LITTLE...

( laughter )

WOW! WHAT A BIG SHOWUNDER THE BIG TENT!

FIRST THEY HAD ME SPINNINGFROM THE CEILING WITH MY TEETH

GOING REALLY, REALLY FAST,AND I DIDN'T MIND.

NOT AT ALL--LOVED IT, ENJOYED IT.

THEY DROPPED ME ON A HORSEFROM ABOUT A HUNDRED FEET UP...

LANDED...

A LITTLE IRRITATING,A LITTLE CHAFED

BUT NOTHING SERIOUS.

( laughter )

RODE AROUND AT TOP SPEED

AND THEN THEY SHOT ME OUTOF DYAN CANNON... WOW!

( laughter )

ROB LOWE WAS THERE.

HE SANG "PROUD MARY"

WHILE RIDING ON THE BACKOF AN ELEPHANT.

IT WAS BRILLIANT.

HE WAS ACTUALLY DANCINGON THE BACK OF THE ELEPHANT

AND HE IS INCREDIBLE.

ROB HAS JUST, LIKE,EVOLVED AND EVOLVED.

( laughter )

MOLLY RINGWALDWAS FOUND MISSING.

THEY DIDN'T KNOWWHAT HAPPENED TO HER

UNTIL THE LION COUGHED UPA RED FUR BALL.

( laughter )

IT WAS HORRIBLE, IT ATE HER!

MOLLY...

( laughter )

THAT SWEET LITTLE THING.

BUT IT WASA FUN AFTERNOON, REALLY.

SO I'M A LITTLE SWEATY ANDA LITTLE HOT AND READY TO GO

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHO CARES?

I FEEL GOOD TONIGHT.

AND WHAT'SHAPPENING HERE?

ANYTHING I SHOULDKNOW ABOUT?

( laughter )

( laughs )

UM, YOU'LL FIND ME DOING THATTHIS EVENING AT DIFFERENT TIMES

JUST TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP

TO KEEP IT GOING, FLOWING,FEELING GOOD, YOU KNOW

THE ADRENALINE,IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

I JUST HAVE TO ADJUST MY CUFFS.

IT'S ONE OF THE MAGIC TRICKSI OFTEN PERFORM.

ADJUSTABLE CUFFS--WASN'T THAT BRILLIANT? TA-DA!

YES, THANK YOU.

( applause )