Extended - Diva Demands from Donald Trump's Inauguration Performers - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, January 19, 2017 - Uncensored 01/19/2017 Views: 233

As Donald Trump's inauguration approaches, Stephanie Simbari, Brian Posehn and Dave Anthony reveal the backstage demands of his performers. (1:30)

It's been harder for Trump to

find people to perform at his

inauguration than it is to find

people to perform in his


A number of acts have refused,

or outright canceled, uh, and

those who are performing are

gearing up for what will

probably be their last ever

appearance onstage.

See ya in hell Three Doors Down.

Now, this is actually a picture

of the '70s band Thee Dog Night,

but we don't know what Three

Doors Down looks like, so...

We just... that's what we had.

But the performers that do sign

up for their moment in the

freezing January sun will

probably be treated like royalty

for a few minutes.

So comedians, I want you to give

me some items or demands that

you might find on a Trump

inaugural performers backstage

rider agreement.

Uh, Dave Anthony.

>> The ability to feel shame.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> Crisp white sheets.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> Some Mexican food with a wall

built around it.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> A fourth door down.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> A bowl of grabable pussies.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Grabable... Stephanie.

>> A gift basket of ammo and

Keystone Light.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Oh, a winning combination.

Brian Posehn.

>> A scientist, so you can burn

him with cigarettes.

>> HARDWICK: Points.


>> A copy of the Constitution

and someone who can read.

>> HARDWICK: Ah, points.

Very good.

And Mr. Brian Posehn.

>> A dumb red hat with a stupid

fucking thing on it.