Russ Meneve - Valentine's Day

  • Season 9, Ep 10
  • 04/07/2005
  • Views: 2,790

Russ considers himself a lonely guy. (1:33)

I LIKE WHERE THIS CROWD IS

COMING FROM.

YOU GUYS ARE IN GOOD MOODS.

UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT WITH YOU,

I JUST HAD A BAD BREAK UP.

YEAH, I BROKE UP WITH THIS GIRL

AH BY E-MAIL, IS THAT A BAD WAY

TO DO IT?

Female: YES!

Russ Meneve: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

MADE HER MORE MAD, THE FACT THAT

I DID IT BY E-MAIL OR THE FACT

THAT I CC'D MY NEW GIRLFRIEND,

WHO WANTED PROOF...

[LAUGHTER]

OF THE BREAK UP.

BUT I'M KIND OF A LONELY GUY.

I DIDN'T HAVE A VALENTINE'S

THIS YEAR.

MY BUDDY HAD TWO.

ANYBODY HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND

THAT GETS A VALENTINE'S DAY FOR

THEIR MOTHER?

DOESN'T THAT FREAK YOU OUT A

LITTLE BIT?

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS LIKE' "DUDE, TWO GIFTS?"

HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, ONE'S FOR

MY MOM."

"OH, GREAT.

LOOK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK

THIS TO YA, BUT UH I HEARD SHE'S

BANGING YOUR DAD, SO...

[LAUGHTER]

SORRY TO RUIN VALENTINE'S FOR

YOU, PAL."

BUT UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I LIKE THOSE CURVY CHICKS.

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT RIGHT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, SCOLIOSIS, YEAH, THAT IS

HOT.

[LAUGHTER]

I LIKE WHEN YOU KISS THEIR NECK

'CAUSE IT SENDS A CHILL DOWN,

AROUND, AND UP AND BACK DOWN

THEIR SPINE.

THEY LOVE THAT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AND I DON'T LIKE 'EM TOO YOUNG

EITHER, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I DON'T

KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I WAS IN THE BAGEL STORE AND

THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS WORKING

BEHIND THE COUNTER.

REMEMBER THE TIMES WHEN SOMEBODY

DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID THEY'D

SAY EXCUSE ME OR I DIDN'T CATCH

THAT?

THIS IS A NEW ONE OUT THERE,

HAVE YOU HEARD IT?

I WAS "YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANY UH

ONION BAGELS LEFT?"

"WHA HAPPEN?"

[LAUGHTER]

THAT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE!

"WHAT HAPPENED?"

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS LIKE "WELL, I WAS HUNGRY

SO I CAME DOWN FOR A BAGEL...

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPO."

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