Freddy Soto - Regardless

  • Season 7 , Ep 12
  • 05/01/2003
  • Views: 14,449

Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless." (2:07)

MY WIFE'S VERY HAPPY, THOUGH.

SHE'S COMING ALONG FINE.

SHE'S, YOU KNOW, REPAIRING

HERSELF.

SHE'S WHITE SO, YOU KNOW,

SHE'S VERY EXCITED TO BE HAVING

LATIN BABIES.

LATINO BABIES, MAN.

SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE WHOLE

THING, YOU KNOW.

SHE THOUGHT RIGHT WHEN WE GOT

MARRIED, SHE--

"OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA BE

MEXICAN.

OH, MY GOD!"

(LAUGHTER)

I GO, "NO, NO, NO.

YOU GOTTA DO SOME PAPERWORK

BEFORE THAT HAPPENS."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SO SHE WAS GLAD, MAN.

GLAD TO MEET MY FATHER,

GLAD TO GET INTO THE FAMILY NOW.

THAT'S MY WIFE, YOU KNOW.

ALWAYS LOVING TO BE AROUND

MY PARENTS.

ESPECIALLY MY DAD, YOU KNOW.

SHE'S HOOKING ONTO HIS FAVORITE

WORD.

MY DAD'S GOT HIS FAVORITE WORD.

"REGARDLESS."

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

HE JUST LIKES TO SAY IT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

"REGARDLESS."

AND HE'LL JUST SLIP IT INTO

A SENTENCE, MAN, WHETHER IT

BELONGS THERE OR NOT.

YOU KNOW HE'LL JUST PUT IT IN.

"MIJO, COME OVER HERE.

LOOK AT THE CHAIR.

WE NEED TO SAND IT ON THE SIDE,

REGARDLESS.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THEN ON THE BOTTOM WE GOTTA

PUT A QUARTER SO IT WON'T WIGGLE

REGARDLESS."

(LAUGHTER)

I DON'T EVEN ASK HIM WHY HE SAYS

IT.

HE GETS MAD.

"DAD, WHY REGARDLESS?"

"WELL, REGARDLESS I CAN USE

THAT, ALL RIGHT?"

"DON'T GET A VEIN IN YOUR HEAD,

MAN.

I'M JUST TALKING..."

HE GOES CRAZY, MAN.

HE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE

I WAS A KID, YOU KNOW?

WHAT CAN I DO?

NOW HE'S HAPPY THAT I'M MARRIED

TO A WHITE GIRL.

"NOW SHE'S GONNA TAKE CARE

OF YOU.

BUT YOU BETTER REMEMBER WHERE

YOU CAME FROM."

THAT'S WHAT HE'S ALWAYS TELLING

ME.

"JUST REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME

FROM, ALL RIGHT?

MY BALLS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S WHERE YOU LIVED, IN MY

LITTLE APARTMENT RIGHT THERE.

MY TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT,

THAT'S WHERE YOU GREW UP.

YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE FISH,

JUST A LITTLE FISH.

BUT YOU WERE THE FASTEST ONE.

(LAUGHTER)

CAME OUT OF THE MEXICAN CANNON.

YOU SHOULD BE PROUD."

(APPLAUSE)

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