Look at this dais.
Fat guys, old ladies,and an Asian.
I feel like I'm on a busto Atlantic City.
Look at this,Nichelle Nichols,
Farrah Fawcett,and Betty White.
Uh, I'll take women I wouldmasturbate to 30 years ago
for $1,000, Alex?
Somebody get me a time machineso I can crank a couple out.
What a cruel joke.
Three women you'd wantto fuck 30 years ago
and one I wouldn't fuck30 beers from now.
Farrah Fawcett, god were you a70's icon
That poster of you in thebathing suit, holy shit.
That poster caused more DNA tobe spilled
Than a crime lab technician withparkinson's disease.
Artie Lange, you...
You fat, drunk, slob.
Artie, your liver has more holesin it than Mel Gibson's apology.
Your liver is so black...
Lisa Lampanelli tried to get itto fuck her up the ass
And never call again.
Artie your pal George Takei ishere
Hard to pick on you George, Iknow it couldn't be easy
Being a gay Japanese man in the50's
I mean it had to be almostimpossible to pronounce
Glory hole with a Japaneseaccent.