Yeah, I'm drinking cucumberwater right now.
I can't believe you got mea four-handed massage.
Like, I've nevereven heard of that.
That's-- that's waymore expensive
than anything I wouldget you, trust me.
I have to go, there'slike two creepies here.
Do you guys need meto clear out of here?
Are you Amy?Yeah.
You have a four-handedmassage, yes?
We're your therapists.
I'm Noel.I'm Gunth.
( both )Namaste.
Would you excuseme, just...
Hi, I'm--I'm sorry.
Do you have any femaletherapists available?
I think I just assumedthey'd be women.
No women today.
All of our ladytherapists
are home withperiod cramps.
They synchronizetheir cycles.
But you're infor a real treat.
Before we getstarted,
are there any injureswe should know about?
No, nothing I canthink of.
You have no problemswith your shoulders,
None ofthose things.
We'll just give youa moment to disrobe.
How much shouldI take off?
We wanna touchall of your skin.
( quietly )All, my skin...
We'll be backin just a minute.
( knocking )
Are you naked yet?No.
Wonderful,we're coming in.Jesus!
I was talkingto Gunth.
He's doinga wonderful job.
Are you tight?
You seemreally tight.
Are you feeling tight?
Okay, are you talking tome or each other right now?
( chuckling )
Now we're gonna jamon your lower body.
Her legs areexactly the same.
Okay, what areyou talking about?
They're the exactsame as our niece's.
Okay, I'm reallyhaving trouble relaxing.
Would you guys mindjust not talking?
Maybe like justputting on some music?
Of course...we're sorry.
( chanting )Omm...
Guys, I know that'sjust you singing.
We're not singing.
( chanting stops )
Take anotherdeep breath.
Okay, you have a severeknot in this muffin top
and we're gonnawork it out.
Okay, how many handsare on me right now?