Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals - Nicole Aimee Schreiber vs. Andy Haynes - Exclusive

Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals Season 2, Ep 2 01/08/2017 Views: 5,689

During a burn-heavy battle, Nicole Aimee Schreiber reveals why Andy Haynes hates Costco, and he explains the basics of slavery to her. (1:34)

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- [Jeff] Last battle of the night,

make some noise everybody.

(audience cheers)

- Let's roast!

(bell dings)

- Nicole used to be a competitive skier.

That's why she's so goodat taking double blacks.

(audience laughs)

- Andy looks like a slave owner

who would be really bummed if his slaves

didn't want to hang out with him.

(audience laughs)

- That's not how slaves work.

They don't have a choice.

(audience laughs)

You guys, Nicole'sactually pretty excited

about the Trump win

because when he starts deporting illegal immigrants,

she'll get more shifts at the Costco

she passes samples out at.

(audience laughs)

- Andy just hates Costco

'cause his ex-wife was fucking guys in bulk.

(audience cheers)

- That'll do it, everybody.

That's the last round of the night.

- That was great.

Andy is super funny.

I think you're super.

He's my homie and his stand-up is so funny,

but I thought youcleaned him out, Nicole.

I thought you took him all the way.

(audience cheers)

- That was a good, I enjoyed that battle a lot.

Andy, I appreciate that you're

in the white guy starter kit.

I liked Nicole in this one, Andy.

- I get it.

- Great roast battle fan Andy.

You're a super funny comic and thank you for doing this,

but I do think Nicole,

I got an almost-perfectscore tonight,

so you owned him tonight.

Congratulations.

(audience cheers)

Thank you, Nicole Aimée!

Hug each other.

- [Crowd] Battle, battle, battle,

battle, battle