Jimmie Walker - Women

Jimmie Walker & Andy Kindler Season 1, Ep 0141 02/24/1992 Views: 1,647

We got women doing everything now. (2:05)

THAT TOTALLY AMAZES ME?

I'M WATCHING A COMMERCIALON THE OTHER DAY.

A GUY WALKS INTO A LOCKER ROOM,PUTS HIS FOOT UP ON A STOOL.

HIS FOOT CATCHES ON FIRE!

HE SAYS, "BAD CASEOF ATHLETE'S FOOT."

GOOD THING THIS GUYDIDN'T HAVE JOCK ITCH.

( laughter, applause )

TALK ABOUT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

NEW BLACK SHOW COMINGOUT NEXT YEAR.

BLACK WOMAN TALK SHOW HOST--WHICH WE NEEDED

NEW BLACK SHOW,BLACK WOMAN TALK SHOW HOST--

SALLY JESSE JACKSON.

( laughter )

VERY BIG SHOW.

WOMAN ARE DOING GOOD.

I LOVE TO SEE THAT.

WE GOT WOMEN IN EVERY AREAOF THE LIFESTYLE NOW.

WE GOT... I'M NOT KIDDING,I'M WATCHING THE IRAQI WAR

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THIS!

THERE'S WOMENLOADING HELICOPTERS

SHOOTING DOWN PLANES, WALKINGAROUND WITH NO MAKEUP ON!

I THINK THAT'SWHY WE WON THE WAR

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

THE IRAQIS SAID,"NO MAKEUP, WE GIVE UP!"

WOMEN DO EVERYTHING NOW.

WE GOT WOMEN IN THE SERVICE

WE GOT WOMENCONSTRUCTION WORKERS

WE GOT WOMEN SPORTSWRITERS

BUT THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNGTOO FAR THE OTHER WAY.

NOW THERE ARE A LOT OF WOMENWHO CANNOT COOK ANYMORE!

( laughter )

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,NO MICROWAVE MAMAS OUT THERE.

I WENT OUT WITH A LADY

SAYS, "I AM NOT A GOOD COOK,WE'RE HAVING SPAGHETTI.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY HOT WATERSO IT MAY BE A LITTLE CRUNCHY."

IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I TELL YOU, SOME THINGSTHAT ARE UPSETTING ME--

THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN, PAL.

THERE'S A WAR IN NORTHERNIRELAND, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

MORE VIOLENCEIN NORTHERN IRELAND.

PROTESTANTS AGAINST CATHOLICS,MORE VIOLENCE.

PROTESTANTS AGAINST CATHOLICS.

THIS SHOWS THAT IN A COUNTRY

WITHOUT ANY BLACKS,JEWS OR MEXICANS

PEOPLE CAN IMPROVISE.

( laughter )