Richard Lewis - Antic-Climax

Barry Sobel & The Higgins Boys and Gruber Season 1, Ep 0130 02/24/1992 Views: 1,202

Two orgasms don't make a right. (1:15)

THIS IS MY LAST RELATIONSHIP.

MARRIED COUPLES HERE, COUPLES...

THIS WOMAN WAS THE ANTICHRIST,QUITE FRANKLY.

NO, THAT'S TOO HARSH.

BUT SHE ACTUALLY SAID, USEDALMOST THE SAME EXPRESSION

SAID THAT-- AFTERWE HAD INTERCOURSE--

THAT I GAVE HER AN ANTICLIMAX,WHICH I FELT WAS...

( laughter )

I'M SAYING... NO, I MEAN IT.

IT'S A NIGHTMARE, IT'S A...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I JUST... I CAUGHT HER IN BED.

I'M TELLING EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW

I'M... COMEDY CENTRAL,I CAUGHT HER IN BED.

SHE WAS ACTUALLY...IT'S THE WORST THING.

YOU OPEN... "HI, HONEY,I HAVE TOMATO RICE SO-OO-OO-UP."

YOU BECOME LIKE, YOU KNOW,LOU COSTELLO-- "SOU-UH-UH-UH."

AND SHE HATED ME SO MUCH,SHE SAYS, "I'M CHEATING ON YOU

BUT NOT YOU, I'M CHEATING ONMY LAS BOYFRIEND."

WHICH IS ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.

IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWNMONTHS BEFORE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,SHE HAD AN ORGASM, I THINK

I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?

BUT I SAID, YOU KNOW,"WHAT ABOUT ME?"

GOD FORBID, YOU KNOW, I ENJOYMYSELF ON OCCASION IN BED.

AND SHE SAID,"TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT."

NOW, I'M SORRY, BUT...