#FML or #YOLO - Anal Is Underrated and Cleansing

  • Season 1 , Ep 1002
  • 01/07/2014
  • Views: 2,200

The comedians must determine whether tweets are followed by #FML or #YOLO. (1:50)

#FML OR #YOLO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SOME DAY WHEN SETI DISCOVERS

LIFE AND ALIENS VISIT EARTH

TO DETERMINE WHAT HUMANS

WERE LIKE BEFORE WE WENT

EXTINCT, THE ONLY THING THAT

WILL BE THERE WILL BE TWO

PHRASES WILL FULLY ARTICULATED

WHAT OUR SOCIETY STOOD FOR:

FML AND YOLO.

I'M GOING TO READ A BUNCH OF

TWEETS AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

IF THE TWEETER USED THE HASHTAG

FML OR YOLO.

HERE IS THE FIRST ONE.

ANAL IS UNDERRATED IN CLEANSING.

(LAUGHTER)

HANG ON AND THEN WE'LL GET TO

YOUR ANSWER.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE ACT

ITSELF SHOULD BE THE CLEANSING

PART.

MOSHE KASHER?

>> I MEAN IF IT WAS FMA, IT

WOULD BE ONE THING BUT IT'S

DEFINITELY YOLO, FOR SURE.

>> Chris: YOLO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AND BY THE WAY, I THINK IT IS

EXACTLY RATED RIGHT WHERE IT

NEEDS TO BE.

>> OH, IT'S A DUDE, THAT'S

SOMETHING HE TELLS HIS

GIRLFRIEND.

>> THAT'S MY FOLLOW FRIDAY RIGHT

NOW.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT

ONE.

DROPPED MY BIRTH CONTROL IN MY

COFFEE.

THEN DRAINED IT TO TAKE THE

DISSOLVED PILL.

ONLY ME.

GRACE?

>> FML?

>> Chris: FML.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

CLUMSY.

CLUMSY.

OOPS, I HAD A BABY.

>> IT'S STUPID DANGER PANDA AND

IT'S STUPID DANGER PANDA FACE!

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT GIRL CANNOT GET HER LIFE

TOGETHER.

>> Chris: WAS THAT THE PANDA?

WAS THAT DANGER PANDA FROM

EARLIER?

DANGER PANDA SMOKED A BUNCH OF

WEED AND THEN DROPPED HIS BIRTH

CONTROL PILLS.

>> DANGER PANDA NEEDS TO GO TO

REHAB.

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