Gangsta Standoff

Gangsta Standoff Season 2, Ep 9 11/21/2012 Views: 429,962

After bonding over their shared interests, two gang members decide to be friends. (2:41)

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[sirens wailingin the distance]

[ominous music]

[gun cocks]- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?CHECK YO'SELF,

BEFORE I BODY PIERCEYOUR DAMN SKULL.

- THINK YOU CAN PULL THATTRIGGER 'FORE I BLOW

YOUR PERSONALITY OUT THE BACKOF YO' HEAD?

THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD AND TESTTHE HYPOTHESIS

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- A'IGHT, I'MA GIVE YOU

A STRAIGHT-UPVAMPIRE "C"-SECTION,

LIKE WE WAS...

both: EDWARD AND BELLA.

- HOLD UP.

YOU LIKE TWILIGHT?

- YEAH, I LIKE TWILIGHT, [bleep].

YOU LIKE TWILIGHT?

- [bleep], TWILIGHT'S MY JAM.

- YOU A EDWARD [bleep]OR A JACOB [bleep]?

- ANSWER THAT [bleep]TOGETHER.

THREE, TWO, ONE.

both: EDWARD.

- SHI...- SHI...

- ARE YOU [bleep]INGWITH ME?

- ARE YOU [bleep]INGWITH ME?

- YOU EITHER PLAYINGSOME [bleep]ED-UP GAME,

OR YOU ARE STRAIGHT-UPINSIDE MY HEAD.

- YO, AND WHEN YOU SAIDYOU WAS GONNA BLOW

MY PERSONALITYOUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD,

I'M LIKE,

"THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME [bleep]I WOULD SAY."

- PSH.- AND NOW THIS TWILIGHT [bleep]?

- IT'S WAVELENGTH, [bleep].

- SO I GUESS WE FRIENDS THEN.- OH, WE BEST FRIENDS NOW.

WE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!

- BFFs?- WE ARE BFFs, M.F.

[happy music]

- [laughing]- NO, YOU DIDN'T!

NO, YOU DIDN'T.- YES, I DID!

- [laughing]THAT IS A CRA--

THAT'S A CRAZY STORY, MAN.

[both laughing]

WHEW, TOO MUCH, BOY.

- [wheezing]

[coughing]

[gasps]

[sad music]

- [chokes]

[gasping]TEAM...

EDWARD.

[siren blips]

- MM, MM, MM.

- WELL, LOOKS LIKEANOTHER GANG-RELATED KILLING.

- [chuckles]

SURPRISE, SUR-MOTHER[bleep]ING-N[bleep]-PRISE.

[chuckles]

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