[sirens wailingin the distance]
[ominous music]
♪
[gun cocks]- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?CHECK YO'SELF,
BEFORE I BODY PIERCEYOUR DAMN SKULL.
- THINK YOU CAN PULL THATTRIGGER 'FORE I BLOW
YOUR PERSONALITY OUT THE BACKOF YO' HEAD?
THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD AND TESTTHE HYPOTHESIS
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- A'IGHT, I'MA GIVE YOU
A STRAIGHT-UPVAMPIRE "C"-SECTION,
LIKE WE WAS...
both: EDWARD AND BELLA.
- HOLD UP.
YOU LIKE TWILIGHT?
- YEAH, I LIKE TWILIGHT, [bleep].
YOU LIKE TWILIGHT?
- [bleep], TWILIGHT'S MY JAM.
- YOU A EDWARD [bleep]OR A JACOB [bleep]?
- ANSWER THAT [bleep]TOGETHER.
THREE, TWO, ONE.
both: EDWARD.
- SHI...- SHI...
- ARE YOU [bleep]INGWITH ME?
- ARE YOU [bleep]INGWITH ME?
- YOU EITHER PLAYINGSOME [bleep]ED-UP GAME,
OR YOU ARE STRAIGHT-UPINSIDE MY HEAD.
- YO, AND WHEN YOU SAIDYOU WAS GONNA BLOW
MY PERSONALITYOUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD,
I'M LIKE,
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME [bleep]I WOULD SAY."
- PSH.- AND NOW THIS TWILIGHT [bleep]?
- IT'S WAVELENGTH, [bleep].
- SO I GUESS WE FRIENDS THEN.- OH, WE BEST FRIENDS NOW.
WE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!
- BFFs?- WE ARE BFFs, M.F.
[happy music]
♪
- [laughing]- NO, YOU DIDN'T!
NO, YOU DIDN'T.- YES, I DID!
- [laughing]THAT IS A CRA--
THAT'S A CRAZY STORY, MAN.
[both laughing]
WHEW, TOO MUCH, BOY.
- [wheezing]
[coughing]
[gasps]
[sad music]
- [chokes]
[gasping]TEAM...
EDWARD.
♪
[siren blips]
- MM, MM, MM.
- WELL, LOOKS LIKEANOTHER GANG-RELATED KILLING.
- [chuckles]
SURPRISE, SUR-MOTHER[bleep]ING-N[bleep]-PRISE.
[chuckles]