Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/02/2014
  • Views: 8,835

A woman whose son was in a car accident can't get a straight answer out of the doctor in charge. (0:48)

- YEAH, YOUR SON WAS INA PRETTY BAD CAR ACCIDENT.

- PLEASE, JUST TELL IT TO MESTRAIGHT, DOC.

- OH, OF COURSE, PARDON ME.

REGARDING YOUR SON, I FEARI DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD NEWS.

- OH, MY GOD.

- I MEAN, HIS ORGANSARE ALL [bleep], BRO.

- JUST TELL ME,IS MY SON GONNA BE OKAY?

- WELL, CONSIDERINGTHE STATE OF HIS--

UH, WHAT'S IT CALLED?- I DON'T KNOW.

- UH, THAT PART OF HIMTHAT IS MASHED INTO BITS,

UNRECOGNIZABLE MUSH--

- WHAT? I DON'T KNOW,I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

- WELL, SPOILER ALERT.[laughs]

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SON?- MM, WHAT IS IT?

OH, HIS HEAD...♪ SHOULDER, KNEES, AND TOES

♪ KNEES AND TOES - WHAT?

- ♪ HEAD, SHOULDER, KNEES,AND TOES ♪

♪ KNEES AND TOES

♪ AND HIS EYES AND HIS EARS - OH, MY GOD.

- ♪ AND HIS MOUTH AND NOSE - NO!

- ♪ YOUR SON IS JUST MUSH NOW - [sobs]

- ♪ SO G--MAKE ANOTHER BOY

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