Arnez J - Black Women Can Take a Fight

  • Season 7 , Ep 27
  • 08/28/2003
  • Views: 23,833

Most men can talk their way out of a fight, but black women will fight at the drop of a hat. (2:17)

Arnez J: MEN, WE REALLY DON'T

LIKE TO FIGHT.

MOST MEN CAN TALK THEMSELVES

OUT OF A SITUATION.

BUT BLACK WOMEN--

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH

Y'ALL.

BLACK WOMEN--

YOU ALL GOT SOME ATT--

BLACK WOMEN WILL FIGHT AT THE

DROP OF A HAT.

AND IF YOU CALL 'EM THAT ONE

WORD-- SAY IT--

Audience: BITCH.

Arnez J: THEY SWINGIN'.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SEE

WHO SAID IT.

ALL THEY GOTTA DO IS WALK BY

AND HERE'S WHAT--

"LOOK AT THIS BI--"

[LAUGHTER]

"LET GO MY HAIR."

"YOU LET GO MY HAIR."

"YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE."

"NEITHER AM I."

"WHATEVER-- WHATEVER THEN."

"YEAH, I COULD BE HERE ALL DAY."

"I DON'T CARE."

"YEAH, YEAH WHATEVER."

"DON'T PULL ON ME."

"DON'T PULL ON ME."

"YEAH, YEAH, SECTION 8,

SECTION 9--

"HERE COME YOUR BUS."

"HERE COME YOUR BUS."

[LAUGHTER]

BUT WAIT A MINUTE,

ALL MY CAUCASIAN SISTERS--

I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, I DO.

BUT WHITE WOMEN, I NEED TO TALK

TO YOU FOR A MINUTE.

[LAUGHTER]

SEE Y'ALL ARE UNDER A

MISCONCEPTION.

A LOT OF WHITE GIRLS THINK

THEY CAN GO TOE TO TOE WITH

A BLACK GIRL.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

NO, YOU CAN NOT.

STATISTICS AND OUR GENERAL

RECORDS SHOW THAT A WHITE GIRL

CAN NEITHER WHUP A LATINO

NOR A BLACK GIRL.

NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOUGHER THAN

YOU BUT BECAUSE A BLACK GIRL

DOES NOT TRAVEL ALONE.

AND ALL HER FRIENDS WILL

JUMP YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T

WANT TO BE LEFT OUT WHEN

THE STORY'S BEING TOLD.

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE, YOU MAY HAD A

ONE BLACK GIRL--

BE LIKE--

"GIRL, WHEN I STUCK HER--

PUNCHED HER ALL IN THE HEAD."

THEN THE OTHER GIRL, "YEAH,

YEAH.

TELL 'EM WHAT I DID, THOUGH.

TELL 'EM WHAT I DID."

ONLY WHITE GIRLS THAT YOU WILL

SEE HELPING ONE ANOTHER IF THEY

BOTH LIVE OUT OF A TRAILER HOME.

THEM IS WHITE NEGROES.

THEY DO NOT CARE.

YOU EVER SEE TWO WHITE GIRLS OUT

OF A TRAILER HOME GETTING READY

TO FIGHT ON A JERRY SPRINGER

SHOW?

OH, MY GOD.

"WHAT-- WHAT--

WHAT, HONEY--

WHAT-- WHAT?"

DON'T ASK ME WHY THEY DO THIS.

I DON'T KNOW.

"WHAT-- WHAT--

WELL, WHAT YOU--

WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT WHATEVER--

WHAT-- WHAT-- WHATEVER."

[LAUGHTER]

DARN-IT, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

LET ME DO THIS.

"WHAT-- WHAT-- WHATEVER--

WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT?

SO WHAT I'M TRAILER TRASH,

YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR."

"WELL, HE DON'T WANT YOU!

HE DON'T-- WHAT--

WELL, LOOK AT MAN--

LOOK AT YOURS."

"WHATEVER, HONEY, LOOK AT YOUR

NIPPLES.

THEY'RE ABOUT THIS BIG.

LOOK HOW BIG MINE ARE."

"YOU'RE NUTTIN'."

THAT'S TRUTH COMEDY.

TRUE COMEDY.

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