Nick Rutherford - Skype Sex

Flip Cup Twins Season 2, Ep 9 10/31/2014 Views: 7,382

While having Skype sex with his girlfriend, Nick Rutherford spots something truly terrifying on his computer screen. (1:31)

I ACTUALLY HAD SKYPESEX RECENTLY.

IF YOU GUYS KNOWWHAT SKYPE SEX IS--

[scattered cheers]

ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE TOO EXCITEDABOUT IT BACK THERE.

SKYPE SEX, IF YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT IT IS,

IT'S WHEN YOU'RE WHACKING OFF

AND YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR PARTNERWHACK OFF

THROUGH A LIVE VIDEO FEED,

AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

ANYWAY, I WAS WATCHINGMY GIRLFRIEND PLEASURE HERSELF,

AND I WAS JUST THINKING,OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING THINGTO WITNESS, YOU KNOW?

JUST THE WAY HER BODY WOULD,LIKE, CONTORT AROUND.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, HAIR WOULD,LIKE, FALL OFF HER FACE.

IT WAS LIKE WATCHING,LIKE, AN ANGEL

PLAYING A TINY LITTLEHARP...

AND THEN MY EYES PANNED DOWNTO THAT LITTLE VIDEO THUMBNAIL

IN THE CORNER....

OF WHAT I'M TRANSMITTING,

AND WHAT I SAWWAS A MOVIE

OF A MONSTER

ATTACKING HIMSELF.

JUST THIS CURLED OVERHALF-ORANGUTAN, HALF-BEAST MAN

JUST...

[shouting wildly]

JUST SO ANGRY FOR NO REASON.

[shouts wildly]

AND SCARED TOO.LIKE...

'CAUSE I GOT ROOMMATES,YOU KNOW?

SO TERRIFYING.

THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVERSEND TO SOMEBODY