Godfrey - Equations

  • Season 9 , Ep 4
  • 02/17/2005
  • Views: 23,201

It's hard to make an Asian baby laugh. (2:31)

MY FATHER'S FUNNY WHEN HE'S ONTHE ANSWERING MACHINE,

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T LET FOREIGNERSON ANSWERING MACHINES.

'CAUSE MY FATHER, HE DECIDEDTO PUT SOME MUSIC ON THE

ANSWERING MACHINE TO BE COOL.

YA KNOW HE PLAYED SOMEAFRICAN MUSIC.

HE PLAYED THE WHOLE ALBUM.

[LAUGHTER]AND I WAS ABOUT TO HANG UP

AND I HEAR HIS VOICE, "HELLO.

I KNOW THE MUSIC WAS VERY LONG,BUT IT IS OKAY.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE DANCHIMAFAMILY.

LET ME SPELL THAT FOR YOU...

[LAUGHTER]NO FORGET IT THAT IS TOO LONG.

NOBODY IS HERE.

WE HAVE LEFT THE HOUSE.

NO THE DOOR IS LOCKED,NO ONE CAN GET IN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]WE ARE NOT HOME!

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ALONG MESSAGE...

BECAUSE YOU WILL BE WASTINGOUR TAPE.

OH YEAH, HOLD ON, MY WIFEWANTS TO SAY SOMETHING."

WHAT THE HECK...?

[CLICK][LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU GOT COLLEGE STUDENTSIN THE HOUSE?

COLLEGE?

YEAH?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WHAT COLLEGE, MAN?

ALL RIGHT, THAT SUCKS.

LISTEN TO ME, MAN.

JUST SAY DEVRY DAWG,KEEP IT REAL, JUST SAY DEVRY.

YOU KNOW YOUR SCHOOL IS CRAPPYWHEN THEY ADVERTISE IT

ON THE SUBWAY.

[LAUGHTER]YOU GOT A BIG POSTER WITH

A BUNCH OF MINORITIES ON THEREWITH THEIR THUMBS UP.

"THANKS FOR LETTING MY DUMB ASSIN."

THEN THEY TRY TO SNEAK AN ASIANON THERE TO TRICK YOU.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]ASIANS ARE SMART AS HELL.

NAH, THEY SMART.

ARE THEY HERE?

YUP, THEY DOING HOMEWORK,SEE WHAT I TOLD YA?

[LAUGHTER]THEY'RE SMART!

YOU EVER TRY TO MAKE AN ASIANBABY LAUGH?

IT'S HARD.

BLACK OR WHITE BABIES, "HA HA."

DUMMY.

"HA HA."

LAUGH AT ANYTHING.

ASIAN BABIES, UN-HUH.

[LAUGHTER]"TWO TIMES TWO IS FOUR."

"HA HA HA HA."

THEY NEED EQUATIONS.

EQUATIONS.

BUT YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITHYOURSELF THOUGH YA KNOW WHAT

I'M SAYING?

BE HAPPY WITH YOUR STEREOTYPE.

ASIANS, EHH, THAT'S THESTEREOTYPE I WANT, BEING THE

SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

WHEW.

YOU'RE THE SMARTEST, WHAT AREYOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I GET?

"WHAAAAAT'S UPPPPP?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE][CRAZY LAUGH]."

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