Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

  • Season 10 , Ep 7
  • 03/09/2006
  • Views: 15,161

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing. (2:25)

SO IT'S HOLIDAY TIME,WHICH IS NICE.

HALLOWEEN SEEMSTO GET BIGGER EVERY YEAR.

I NOTICED A PATTERN THIS YEARWITH GIRLS COSTUMES.

GIRLS WILL TAKE ATYPICALLY ALTRUISTIC CAREER,

SUCH AS LIBRARIAN,NURSE, MAYBE A NUN,

AND TURN HER INTO A WHORE.

WHICH IS NICE,VERY, VERY NICE.

SOME GIRLS TAKE ITTOO FAR THOUGH.

I SAW A NAUGHTY ROSA PARKS.

I WAS LIKE"JEEZ, SHE JUST DIED."

SHE'S LIKE "I CAN SITANYWHERE I WANT ON THE BUSDRESSED LIKE THIS."

I'M LIKE,"BE THAT AS IT MAY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

CLEAVAGE SEASON JUST ABOUT OVER.I'M GONNA MISS IT.

BECAUSE, CLEAVAGEWHEN IT FIRST POPS OUT,

LIKE LATE FEBRUARY, EARLY MARCH,

IT'S ALMOST LIKEGROUNDHOG'S DAY.

IT'S LIKE, OH,IT'S GONNA BE AN EARLY SPRING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BECAUSE CLEAVAGE LETS YOU KNOWTHERE'S STILL GOOD IN THE WORLD.

IT'S ALMOST LIKESEEING A NEWBORN BABY.

SOMETIMES I EVEN TALKBABY TALK TO CLEAVAGE.

LIKE, "YES YOU ARE,YES YOU ARE. YES.

"WHO'S ALL SCRUNCHED TOGETHER?YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.

"YES. YES.THEY'RE ADORABLE.

TWINS?"

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE GIRLS DRESS SEXY, RIGHT.

EVEN SWEATPANTS NOW,KIND OF TIGHT,

GIRLS ARE ROLLING 'EM UPTWO, MAYBE THREE TIMES.

- WHO'S COUNTING?- [LAUGHTER]

GOT THE WRITING ON THE ASS,LITTLE MESSAGES.

WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'S GONNA SAY.

IT'S LIKEA LITTLE FORTUNE COOKIERIGHT ON YOUR ASS.

"SEXY," "BABY DOLL," "JUICY,"

"LOOK AT MY ASS."

I'M LIKE, "EXCELLENT.

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ MORE."

I'M TEARING THROUGHFIVE, SIX ASSES A DAY.

SOMETIMES I JUST READ HALFAND STICK A BOOKMARK IN IT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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