Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

  • Season 10 , Ep 7
  • 03/09/2006
  • Views: 15,134

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing. (2:25)

HALLOWEEN SEEMS TO GET BIGGER EVERY YEAR.

I NOTICED A PATTERN THIS YEAR WITH GIRLS COSTUMES.

GIRLS WILL TAKE A TYPICALLY ALTRUISTIC CAREER,

SUCH AS LIBRARIAN, NURSE, MAYBE A NUN,

AND TURN HER INTO A WHORE.

WHICH IS NICE,VERY, VERY NICE.

SOME GIRLS TAKE IT TOO FAR THOUGH.

I SAW A NAUGHTY ROSA PARKS.

I WAS LIKE "JEEZ, SHE JUST DIED."

SHE'S LIKE "I CAN SIT ANYWHERE I WANT ON THE BUS DRESSED LIKE THIS."

I'M LIKE, "BE THAT AS IT MAY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

CLEAVAGE SEASON JUST ABOUT OVER. I'M GONNA MISS IT.

BECAUSE, CLEAVAGEWHEN IT FIRST POPS OUT,

LIKE LATE FEBRUARY, EARLY MARCH,

IT'S ALMOST LIKEGROUNDHOG'S DAY.

IT'S LIKE, OH, IT'S GONNA BE AN EARLY SPRING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BECAUSE CLEAVAGE LETS YOU KNOWTHERE'S STILL GOOD IN THE WORLD.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE SEEING A NEWBORN BABY.

SOMETIMES I EVEN TALK BABY TALK TO CLEAVAGE.

LIKE, "YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE. YES.

"WHO'S ALL SCRUNCHED TOGETHER? YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.

"YES. YES. THEY'RE ADORABLE.

TWINS?"

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE GIRLS DRESS SEXY, RIGHT.

EVEN SWEATPANTS NOW, KIND OF TIGHT,

GIRLS ARE ROLLING 'EM UPTWO, MAYBE THREE TIMES.

- WHO'S COUNTING? - [LAUGHTER]

GOT THE WRITING ON THE ASS, LITTLE MESSAGES.

WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'S GONNA SAY.

IT'S LIKEA LITTLE FORTUNE COOKIERIGHT ON YOUR ASS.

"SEXY," "BABY DOLL," "JUICY,"

"LOOK AT MY ASS."

I'M LIKE, "EXCELLENT.

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ MORE."

I'M TEARING THROUGH FIVE, SIX ASSES A DAY.

SOMETIMES I JUST READ HALF AND STICK A BOOKMARK IN IT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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