Jimmy Carr - Guinea Pigs

  • Season 13 , Ep 17
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 14,464

Jimmy doesn't understand why animal rights protesters are up in arms about guinea pigs being used in testing. (1:25)

FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEY SAYTO YOU, "DID YOU FIND IT OKAY?"

WHAT ARE YOU MEANT TO SAY?

"NO, I'M STILL LOST."

I SAW A THING IN THE PAPERABOUT ANIMAL-RIGHTS PROTESTORS

BEING UP IN ARMS

BECAUSE GUINEA PIGSWERE BEING USED IN TESTING.

I THOUGHT, "THE CLUE THEREIS IN THE NAME."

THEY'RE NOT CALLING THEMGUINEA PIGS FOR NOTHING.

THAT IS WHAT THEY'RE FOR.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

A LITTLE SLOW,BUT YOU GOT THERE,

AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.

WELL DONE.WELL DONE, YOU.

Woman: WHOO!

CREATIONISTS,THE RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS,

CREATIONISTS BELIEVEEVERY WORD GENESIS SAYS.

I DON'T EVEN THINK PHIL COLLINSIS A GOOD DRUMMER.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT BEING BLIND

THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO WALKTHE DOG THE WHOLE TIME?

SURELY THE BEST THINGABOUT GETTING A FACE TRANSPLANT

WOULD BE TURNING UP ATTHE DONOR'S FUNERAL AND GOING,

"WHOO-OO-OO-OO!"

YOU DEFINITELY WOULD.COME ON.

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