James Adomian - Gay Marriage and Jesse "The Body" Ventura

James Adomian, Jessi Klein, Pete Holmes Season 4, Ep 3 08/09/2013 Views: 63,844

James Adomian loves the paranoid Libertarian argument supporting gay marriage. (1:51)

for a bad guy in the James

Bond universe, try James Bond.

He kills 12 dudes every dayand then bangs

all their girlfriends.

That's a sociopath who happensto work for a government.

Some of you mightbe like,

"James, that sounds like a gayconspiracy theory."

That's fine with me, becauseI'm not just gay, I'm also a

huge fan of Jesse "theBody" Ventura,

the king of conspiracies.

I love Jesse Ventura.

I'm a huge fan.

My favorite thing about himrecently is that he came out

in favor of gay marriage,and he helped to defeat this

marriage ban in Minnesota,which is so cool, because you

don't usually see big, toughguys like that on the good

side of the debate.

But there he was.

He was like, "Leavethe gays alone.

They've had enough.

Ding, ding, ding.

I'm calling the match.

They have talentswe don't understand.

One of them literally pulleda thorn out of my paw."

He had an ad that ran on TV inMinnesota where he was like,

"Government can'ttell you who to love."

That's the first time I heardthe paranoid libertarian

argument for gay marriage, andI just-- I want more of that,

because it's awesome.

"You can take my loverwhen you pry him

from my cold, dead thighs.

Don't tread on me, unlessit's playful sadomasochism.

We're a tag team partnershipfor life, and we're going to

make homophobia tap out.

Do you hear me,New World Order?

And I'm talking about HulkHogan and Kevin Nash

and two other guys."

All I'm saying isJesse Ventura, 2016.

Thank you so much, guys.