Jim David - The Twenties

  • Season 4 , Ep 2
  • 12/10/2000
  • Views: 2,863

A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good. (0:43)

SO MANY YOUNG, YOUNG PEOPLE.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU HOW OLD

I AM.

LET'S JUST SAY IT'S SOMEWHERE

BETWEEN 30 AND A WAL-MART

GREETER.

I LOVE GETTING OLDER.

I LOVE IT.

YOU'RE HAPPIER,

MORE WELL-ADJUSTED.

YOU HAVE MORE MONEY.

AND THE OLDER YOU GET,

YOU REALIZE A VERY IMPORTANT

THING.

PEOPLE IN THEIR 20s DO NOT KNOW

A DAMN THING ABOUT ANYTHING.

PEOPLE-- NO.

PEOPLE IN THEIR 20s ARE GOOD

FOR ONE THING: LOOKING BETTER

THAN PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s OR 40s.

SO...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IF YOU'RE IN YOUR 20s, STRIKE A

POSE AND SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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