Love Contract

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/11/2004
  • Views: 224,896

Dave introduces a new legal contract for those about to engage in casual lovemaking. (1:45)

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- YOU'VE JUST METTHAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,

AND YOU'RE LETTINGYOUR DESIRE FOR EACH OTHER

TAKE YOUTO INCREDIBLE HEIGHTS.

BUT THESE DAYS,

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURETHEY AREN'T GOING TO DISPUTE

WHETHER THE SEXWAS CONSENSUAL.

- MM, MM--WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

BEFORE WE GOANY FURTHER...

- WHICH IS WHYTHIS NIGHT CALLS FOR

THE LOVE CONTRACT.

- WHAT'S THIS?- NOTHING.

IT'S JUST A DOCUMENT SAYING THATYOU'RE A WILLING PARTICIPANT

IN THIS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE, BABY.

- WELL, I AM.

- JUST SIGN HEREAND HERE...

AND INITIAL THERE FOR ORAL.

- ORAL?- I'MA DO YOU TOO.

- OKAY.

- AND JUST INITIAL THEREIF YOU DECLINE ANAL.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU--

- NO, NO, NO,IT'S NOT GOING DOWN.

- PRETTY MUCH STANDARD.OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,BUT I'M STILL HORNY.

LET'S DO THIS, GIRL.

OH...OH, MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!

- THE LOVE CONTRACT.

BECAUSE YOU'D HATETO CATCH A BEEF

FOR SOMETHINGYOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO.

AND NOW...

- YOW!

[grunting]

AH...

OH...

- [sighs]

WELL, THAT DIDN'T TAKETOO LONG.

- I KNOW.

JUST DO ME A FAVOR, OKAY?

DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS.

- FROM THE MAKERSOF THE LOVE CONTRACT COMES

THE CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT.

- DON'T WORRY.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY.

- I KNOW YOU WON'T,

OR I'LL SUE YOUR ASS.

KOBE!

- AVAILABLE AT ALL WALL-BARTS.

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