Hari Kondabolu - The Pussycat Dolls

Michael Che, Iliza Shlesinger, Hari Kondabolu, Michael Ian Black Season 3, Ep 5 08/17/2012 Views: 24,730

Hari Kondabolu reads the missing lyrics to The Pussycat Dolls' first big song. (2:12)

Now a musical group that Ihated, and I was glad

when they broke up,was the Pussycat Dolls.

I hated the Pussycat Dolls.

I hated them for a couple ofreasons.

First of all, I could imaginebeing a 14-year-old girl...

sorry, kind of funnyif you can...

like, a little versionof me with a mustache.

Anyway, it's kind of funny,it's kind of funny.

Anyway, I can imagine being a14-year-old girl,

hating my body, seeing thePussycat Dolls and feeling

even worse, right?

They were a bulimia machineso I hated them for that,

first of all.

Secondly, their lyrics wereextremely dishonest.

Like, their first bigsong was a song called

"Don't You Wish YourGirlfriend Was Hot Like Me?"

There are lyrics missingfrom that song that

they never tell you about...

and tonight I brought thosemissing lyrics with me.


The missing lyrics of "Don'tYou Wish Your Girlfriend WasHot Like Me."

Don't you wish yourgirlfriend was hot like me,

even though she lovesyou unconditionally?

Don't you wish yourgirlfriend was hot like me,

even though you yourself arequite chubby?

Don't you wish yourgirlfriend was hot like me,

even though she was there foryou that night your dad died

and as you cried in herarms, you realized she was

the only reason youhad left for living?

But still though...

don't you wish your girlfriendwas hot like me... don'tcha?

Now... now what's interestingis when you play this song in

reverse, there are hiddenmessages on the track as well.

[DISTORTED VOICE]: "Don't listento us.

We're really ugly on the inside.

We, we hate ourselves.

Don't leave her, she lovesyou.

The record company makes ussay these terrible...

Ahh, ahh!

They shock us when wetell the truth! 666."

So... thank you somuch, thank you.