Kappa Zeta Nu Forever

  • Season 4 , Ep 6
  • 02/26/2014
  • Views: 6,650

Blake and Ders go back to the house to save Adam from a crazy fraternity brother, but they quickly find themselves trapped inside when he blocks the door. (3:04)

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JESUS!- STAN!

IF THAT'SEVEN YOUR REAL NAME.

OR STEVE!OH, I BET IT'S STEVE.

OR IS IT MICHAEL?YOU LOOK LIKE A MICHAEL, MAN.

AND I'M GONNA BE PISSEDIF THAT'S YOUR NAME.

- I'M RIGHT HERE.

SORRY, I FELL ASLEEPWHILE STANDING.

IT'S EASY TO DO.- OH, NO.

- OH, MY GOD!ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

OH, DIP!- OH, DIP.

- "OH, DIP"?ARE WE SAYING THAT NOW?

- YEAH, SOME FRAT DUDE SAID IT,SO WE'RE GONNA START USING IT.

OH!

- OH, I GOT--I GOT HAZED.

LOOKS COOL, HUH?

- UM...YEAH! NO, IT'S COOL.

- YEAH, SOMETIMESYOU GOTTA REINVENT YOURSELF.

MILEY CYRUS DID IT, RIHANNA.- NO, SHUT UP!

STOP, ADAM, STOP!LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.

HE WAS NEVER IN A FRAT.STAN'S LYING TO YOU.

- WHAT!- YEAH, HERE.

- THAT DOESN'T SEEM REAL.- IT'S REAL, TRUST ME.

- DUDES!YOU CAME BACK!

I MADE YOU DINNER.

AHH!

- STAN, IT'S GREATTO SEE YOU AND ALL,

BUT, UH,WE THINK YOU OUGHTA GO.

WE KNOW YOU WEREN'TIN KAPPA...

ZETA NU.

- REALLY?

WELL, IF I WASN'TIN KAPPA ZETA NU,

WOULD I DO THIS?

[screams]

[all gasp]

- OH, YEAH!

WHOO!- COOL!

- [screaming]OH, IT'S COME OUT PERFECT!

[laughs]

WOW, I MIGHT NEEDONE OF YOU BROS TO BLOW ON THIS.

[laughing]

WE ARE STARTING OUR OWN CHAPTEROF KAPPA ZETA NU.

AND MY MAIN RULE IS,ONCE YOU'RE IN,

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING OUT.

- OKAY, HEY, YOU GET THATHOT IRON THING AWAY FROM US.

- UGH,IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE.

LIKE A MEMPHIS RUB--AAH!

[all screaming]

I'M THE HERO!DID YOU SEE THAT?

I'M A HERO.

OH, SHIT.DON'T--DON'T RUN INTO THIS.

- [screaming]- CLOSE THE DOOR!

- [shrieking]

- TIME TO BECOMEFRATERNITY BROTHERS

FOREVER.

BUT WHERE'S THE MOST EPIC PLACETO BRAND YOU?

THE BICEP?MAYBE THE CALF?

- DRINK WHILE YOU THINK!

- WHAT?- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT PLACESTO BRAND US.

THAT MEANSYOU GOTTA BE DRINKING.

THAT'S YOUR RULE!- YEAH.

IT'S LIKE A MAIN ONE, RIGHT?

- FINE, MY BUZZIS WEARING OFF ANYWAY.

THEY'RE ALL EMPTY, BRO.

WE DRANK THE HOUSE!

- THAT MEANS YOU NEEDTO GO ON A BEER RUN

AND LEAVE US ALONE.- UH-UH.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE PLEDGESUNATTENDED.

I'LL FIND SOMETHINGTO DRINK.

- HEY! HEY!THIS HAS ALCOHOL IN IT.

JUST AN AIR FRESHENER THING.

- I'M NOT DRINKINGTHAT PUSSY PISS.

- WELL, THEN YOU'RE BREAKINGONE OF YOUR NUMBER ONE RULES,

YOU...PEASANT!

- PEASANT!- YEAH.

- OOH.- HE'S SCARED TO DRINK IT.

- YOU'RE A SCAREDLITTLE BITCH PEASANT.

- GO [bleep] YOURSELF,SAN DIEGO!

- NICE.[laughing]

CLASSIC LINE.- THAT WAS A GOOD LINE.

- IT'S SO GOOD!

ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS,IT'S SO GOOD.

OLD SCHOOL.

MILK WAS A...BAD CHOICE. ANCHORMAN.

ANCHORMAN.[groaning]

- WE MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM,RIGHT?

- I DON'T THINK SO.WHAT ARE YOU--

- [screams]- COME ON, HEY.

- OH! TRY IT, TRY IT.- DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN.

HERE, LET ME DO IT.- THEY'RE GONNA KNOW THAT--

- [laughing]- HEY, GUYS, COME ON!

- JUST HAVE ONE, JUST HAVE ONE.- GROW UP, GROW UP.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,DO IT RIGHT ON THE ASS.

[beatboxing]

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