Chelsea Peretti - Jazz It Up

  • Season 15 , Ep 3
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 51,779

Dead silence during sex is Chelsea Peretti's comfort zone. (1:27)

SEX WAS SO EXCITINGAT FIRST.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUFIRST STARTED HAVING IT

LIKE, "OH, WHOA--SOMETHING'S IN ME.

"WHOA!"

AND THAT CANLAST YOU FOR YEARS.

AND THEN, YOU JUST STARTGETTING MORE USED TO IT,

AND PEOPLE STARTTRYING TO JAZZ IT UP.

LIKE, SOME PEOPLE STARTTALKING TO YOU DURING SEX,

TELLING YOU THEIRFANTASIES AND STUFF.

I DON'T LIKETO DO THAT.

I LIKE TO, PRETTY MUCH,TO BE DEAD SILENT.

THAT'S MY COMFORT ZONE.

BUT THEN, SOMETIMES,I WILL BE LIKE, YOU KNOW,

"THANK YOU FOR DINNER,THANK YOU FOR DINNER."

JUST TO BE A LADYAND SHOW SOME GRATITUDE

AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.

A LOT OF MYFRIENDS ARE GUYS,

AND THEY'LL TALK ABOUTA GIRL THEY'RE SEEING.

THEY'RE LIKE, "UH, MAN,SHE'S A SCREAMER."

IT'S LIKE, IT JUST MAKES MEWANT TO MESS WITH SOMEBODY

AND TAKE THAT TOOLITERALLY JUST LIKE, "AHH!

"AHH!

"I'M A SCREAMER,"I'M SCREAMING.

"I'M FRIGHTENED."

[audience laughing]

THAT'S SEXY, RIGHT?

THEY'RE LIKE,"SHE'S A REAL WILD CAT."

I'M LIKE,[growling and yelping]

"AHH, AHH!"

[audience laughing]

JUST TO SEE IF I COULDBE ALONE FOREVER.

[audience laughing]

SHE'S LOOKING MORE LIKE--

I DON'T KNOW WHY THATWILD CAT IS IN DOGGY STYLE

BUT IT'S ONE OFTHE IRONIES OF THAT JOKE.

[audience laughing]

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