Extended - Memes Are Bigger Than Jesus

Extended - Thursday, October 27, 2016 - Uncensored 10/27/2016 Views: 222

Memes have surpassed Jesus in popularity on Google, so Jenny Zigrino, Chris Garcia and Jordan Morris tweak Bible verses to appeal to millennials. (1:23)

IT'S BEEN OBSERVED THAT THEINTERNET IS A GODLESS PLACE

WHERE MORALS ARE TRAMPLEDBENEATH THE HOOVES OF VIOLENCE,

PORNOGRAPHY AND AMAZON BOOKSTHAT CHAMPION ELICIT

RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN HUMAN ANDDINOSAUR.

WELL, NOW THERE'S OFFICIAL DATATO BACK THAT UP, 'CAUSE

ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TRENDS,MEMES ARE MORE POPULAR THAN

JESUS.

INTERNET...

(LAUGHTER)IT'S TRUE.

INTERNET USERS OFFICIALLY SEARCHFOR MEMES MORE THAN THE BIG

J.C., LEADING TO A GENERATION OFKIDS WHO THINK THAT GRUMPY CAT

DIED FOR THEIR SINS.

HERE'S WHAT THAT'S...

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)THAT... THAT'S WHAT THAT LOOKS

LIKE.

(APPLAUSE)THAT IS NOT GONNA MAKE HIM

HAPPIER.

(LAUGHTER)>> NO!

>> HARDWICK: THEY STILL GOT TODO THAT EIGHT MORE TIMES.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> I GUESS CHUCK NORRIS IS JUSTGOING TO HEAVEN SO HE CAN PUNCH

GOD IN THE FACE.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, WHAT'S A

BIBLE VERSE THAT COULD APPEAL TOTHE INTERNET?

JORDAN MORRIS.

>> LOVE IS PATIENT.

LOVE IS KIND.

LOVE CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)BEAUTIFUL.

JENNY.

>> DAMN, JESUS, YOU AT IT AGAINWITH THE RESURRECTION!

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)CHRIS.

>> JESUS STORMED INTO THE TEMPLEAND SAID, "THIS IS FAKE AND GAY.

THUMBS DOWN!"(LAUGHTER)

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.