That's a napkindispenser, sir.

This is the universaltranslator.

Whatever.

Now, Admiral, in exchangefor your promise

not to attack us,we will grant you

exclusive fishing rightsin Supernova Scotia.

(translated gutturalalien language plays)

(replies in gutturalalien language)

Well, okay.

Excellent.

We'll meet aboardmy ship in one month

to sign the Treatyof Table Seven.

(alien languagetranslation plays)

Table Seven?

Now, watch, Kif,as I score a diplomatic coop

by congratulating the Admiralin his native tongue.

Last time you tried that,

the Mexican restaurantdeclared war on us.

I beg you,just use the translator.

Kif, just trust me for once.

(speaks alien language)

I'd like to spank your sisterwith a slice of bologna.

(chuckles) Oops.