That's a napkindispenser, sir.
This is the universaltranslator.
Now, Admiral, in exchangefor your promise
not to attack us,we will grant you
exclusive fishing rightsin Supernova Scotia.
(translated gutturalalien language plays)
(replies in gutturalalien language)
We'll meet aboardmy ship in one month
to sign the Treatyof Table Seven.
(alien languagetranslation plays)
Now, watch, Kif,as I score a diplomatic coop
by congratulating the Admiralin his native tongue.
Last time you tried that,
the Mexican restaurantdeclared war on us.
I beg you,just use the translator.
Kif, just trust me for once.
(speaks alien language)
I'd like to spank your sisterwith a slice of bologna.