Dwayne Kennedy - The Bin Ladens

  • Season 7 , Ep 17
  • 06/05/2003
  • Views: 1,882

Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden. (1:11)

OSAMA MADE.

AND I DON'T THINK HE CALCULATED

THE DAMAGE HE WAS GONNA DO

NOT ONLY TO STRANGERS BUT

PROBABLY TO PEOPLE IN HIS OWN

FAMILY, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE HE'S LIKE WHAT ONE OF

WHAT, 55, 58 BROTHERS

AND SISTERS, YOU KNOW?

SO, YOU GOTTA IMAGINE, RIGHT NOW

IT'S PROBABLY NOT A REAL GOOD

TIME TO BE A BIN LADEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

HE WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THE

DAMAGE HE WAS GONNA DO TO LIKE

ERNESTO AND WILFREDO AND PEACHES

BIN LADEN, YOU KNOW?

THAT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING TO BE

MIKE HITLER DURING THE HEIGHT

OF NAZI GERMANY, YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN?

YOU MIKE HITLER, YOU WORK AT A

BAKERY.

YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENDS

MEET.

MEANWHILE YOUR BROTHER'S

OUT THERE JUST ACTING A ASS.

RIGHT, PEOPLE COME IN THE BAKERY

AND READ YOUR NAMETAG AND GO OFF

ON YOU, YOU KNOW?

"HITLER?

YOU THE BASTARD THAT KILLED

6 MILLION JEWS AND RAVAGED

EUROPE AND TRIED TO ACHIEVE

WORLD DOMINATION BY--."

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S MY

BROTHER, DUDE.

I JUST MAKE STRUDEL."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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