Kristen Schaal - Porn Names

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 5,346

Kristen Schaal invents a formula to determine your porn name. (1:30)

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So just so you know,

that is as graphicas the show's gonna get.

I am not into that.

I am not into blue humor,pornography.

I couldn't be into pornographyif I wanted to.

I certainlycouldn't star in it.

I have the worstporn name in history.

Kristen Schaal-augh.[gags]

[gagging]

Just, like, the sex diesin the back of your mouth.

Ugh.

But there is a formulawhere you can

take the nameof your childhood pet

plus the streetyou grew up on.

Yeah?Does anyone have theirs?

[scattered chatterin audience]

- Happy...- Di Salvo.

- Happy Di Salvo.Yeah, that's pretty hot.

That gets my juices flowin'.

Mine is, um...

Buster Serviceramp.

[sighs]

But I have beenworking on a new formula,

where you can takeyour favorite alcohol beverage

and combine itwith your biggest insecurity.

Right?

So you, you might be,uh, Tequila Baldspot.

You.

And you.You could be Makers Bigvagina.

This one, you right there.

Mine is, uh,Chardonnay Mathematics.