Godfrey - Summer in the City

  • Season 9 , Ep 4
  • 02/17/2005
  • Views: 13,348

Don't sleep naked in New York City. (1:45)

I KNOW IT'S ALL WARM OUT.

YOU LIKE THIS SUMMER?

YOU LIKE IT?

HUMIDITY, WHEN YOUR ASS IS WETFOR THREE HOURS, YOU LIKE THAT?

YOUR ASS IS DRIPPING.

YOU NEED A DIAPER.

YOU LIKE THAT?

YOUR UNDERWEAR GOES RIGHT UPYOUR ASS.

THAT FEELS GOOD?

DON'T YOU HATE THAT WHENYOU'RE WAITIN' ON THE TRAIN

AND IT'S 2000 DEGREES?

YOUR UNDERWEAR GOES RIGHT UPYOUR ASS.

YOU'RE LIKE, "DARN IT.

NOW HOW TO GET THIS OUT OFMY BUTT?

HMM.

I'LL ACT LIKE I'M LOOKINGFOR CHANGE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]"WHERE'S THAT QUARTER I WAS

LOOKING FOR?"AND SOMEONE ALWAYS BUST YOU OUT,

"YOU DIGGING IN YOUR ASS,AREN'T YOU?

YEAH, I'VE HAD MISSING CHANGE,TOO."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]THAT'S WHY WHAT PEOPLE DO

IS THEY START SLEEPING NAKEDWHEN IT GETS THIS HOT.

WOMEN CAN DO THAT, THAT AIN'TSEXY, STOP CLAPPING, THAT AIN'T

SEXY.

YOU GUYS YOU GET CAUGHT UPIN THAT, "YEAH, I SLEEP NAKED

WITH YOU, TOO."

DON'T SLEEP NAKED IN NEW YORK.

SOMEONE BREAK IN YOUR HOUSE.

[LAUGHTER]YOU BUTT ASS NAKED.

NOW YOU GOT FIGHT 'EM NAKED,THAT LOOKS WEIRD.

YOU'RE IN A KARATE STANCE NAKEDAND THIS IS SHRIVELED UP

'CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARED.

[LAUGHTER]SO NOW YOU GOTTA USE YOUR LITTLE

PENIS AS A WEAPON.

HA, HA, HA, HA!

HA, HA, HA!

[LAUGHTER]I WISH I WOULD BREAK INTO

SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND THEYBUTT ASS NAKED.

WHEW... I USE A BELT.

[LAUGHTER]THAT'LL WAKE YOUR ASS UP.

[WHIPPING SOUND]"WHERE'S THE MONEY, BOY?

WHERE'S THE MONEY?!""OWE."

BUT SEE WITH MY LUCK I MIGHTBREAK INTO THE WRONG MAN'S

HOUSE.

[WHIPPING SOUND]"WHERE'S THE MONEY?"

[LISP] "I DON'T KNOW.

[LAUGHTER][WHIPPING CONTINUES]

I HAVE NO IDEA.

HMMM.

I SPENT IT ALL.

OOOOH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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