Dan Levy - Justin Timberlake

  • Season 13 , Ep 9
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 38,133

In walks Justin Timberlake, and Dan was like, "OMG." (2:16)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHITE PEOPLE AND TREES --THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

NOW I LIVE IN L.A.,AND PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME,

"DAN, LIVING IN L.A.,EVER MEET ANY CELEBRITIES?

EVER SEE ANY CELEBRITIES?"

AND IT'S TRUE. IT HAPPENED.I MET JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

YES. YES!

TIMBERFACE.HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN, OKAY?

I WAS AT THE GYM, DOING A LITTLEBIT OF THIS ACTION, OKAY?

IN WALKS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE,AND I WAS LIKE, "OMG."

AND I NEVER SAY, "OMG,"

BUT WHEN YOU SEEJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IN THE FLESH,

THAT'S THE ONLY THINGTHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR FACE.

AND THEN HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT,

AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW.

"THIS IS LIKE EVERY15-YEAR-OLD GIRL'S FANTASY..."

AND MINE...

APPARENTLY, AT THAT MOMENT.

AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT TO SAYSOMETHING TO TIMBERFACE,"

BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY,YOU KNOW, TO A POP SUPERSTAR?

BUT I LOVE SNEAKERS,SO I WAS LIKE,

"I'LL SAY SOMETHINGABOUT HIS SNEAKERS."

SO I JUST WALK OVER TO HIM.I WAS LIKE, "YO, JUSTIN!"

HE WAS LIKE --

[ High-pitched voice ]"WHAT'S UP?"

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ Normal voice ]I WAS LIKE,

"JUSTIN,I REALLY LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS."

AND THEN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKELOOKS AT ME, AND HE GOES,

"OH, DAWG...

THEY'RE MY WHATEVER-WHATEVERSHOES."

AND IN MY HEAD, I'M LIKE,

"DID JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JUST SAY'WHATEVER-WHATEVER SHOES'?"

BUT THE ONLY THINGI COULD SAY BACK TO HIM,

FOR WHATEVER REASON -- I WASJUST LIKE, "WHATEVER-WHATEVER!"

AND THEN ABOUT TWO WEEKS LATER,I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,

AND THIS 16-YEAR-OLD KIDCOMES OVER TO ME.

HE'S LIKE, "YO, MAN,I LIKE THOSE SNEAKERS."

I'M LIKE, "OH, FOR REAL?

THEY'RE MY WHATEVER-WHATEVERSHOES."

AND THIS KID LOOKS AT ME.HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE A [BLEEP]"

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, DON'T LISTENTO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

HE GIVES TERRIBLE ADVICE.

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