Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm

Shirley Hemphill & Kelly Monteith Season 1, Ep 0112 02/24/1992 Views: 2,673

You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed. (1:33)

OR WHATEVER I BOUGHT THERE,SOME KIND OF THING

AND THE GUY--I WAS PAYING MY MONEY--

HE SAYS, "GEE, I'M SORRYYOU AND EVELYN CAN'T REACH

A SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM"

WHICH IS SORT OF FRIGHTENING.

IT SHAKES YOU UPA LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.

AS IF, GOD FORBID,I SHOULD ACTUALLY HAVE

A SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMWITH ANYBODY.

MY GOAL THIS YEAR IS TO MAKELOVE BEING NAKED, QUITE FRANKLY.

BUT YOU GOT TO...I'M LEARNING NOW.

I'M IN MY 40s NOW.

MY SHRINK SAYS, "YOU HAVETO RELAX YOUR LOVER."

I HAD NO IDEA.

I USED TO ACTUALLYGET ON MY KNEES AND GO

"I BEG YOU TO HAVE A CLIMAX,I BEG YOU TO HAVE A CLIMAX."

IT WAS LIKE JOLSON IN BED.

AND MY EX SAID TO ME

"I CAN'T HAVE AN ORGASMUNTIL THE BUDGET IS BALANCED."

I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I HIRED AN ORGASM POSSEWHICH IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY.

BUT IT'S SAD, THOUGH.

I MEAN, MEN--

I'M NOT SPEAKING FOR YOUWATCHING OR IN THE AUDIENCE--

BUT I MEAN FOR ME--FORGET YOU GUYS-- ME.

I HAD THIS NEED TO PERFORM,AND IT'S SAD.

I FORGET ABOUT MYSELFDURING THE SEXUAL ACT.

IT WAS SO IMPORTANT FOR ME

JUST TO HAVE MY EXFEEL GOOD IN BED.

ACTUALLY, THE LOW POINT WASWHEN I STARTED TO SING

♪ HERE WE GO, ORGASM,HERE WE GO. ♪

AND THEN WHENIT FINALLY HAPPENED

YOU KNOW, RUNNING A VICTORY LAPAROUND THE BED, THAT WAS SAD.

AND THE HIGH-FIVE,WASN'T THAT UNNECESSARY?

THEN THE NEIGHBORS, WHO KNEWI WAS GOING THROUGH THIS TURMOIL

GAVE HIGH-FIVESTO EVERYBODY IN THEIR HOUSE.

AND THE NEIGHBORHOODDID THE WAVE

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS SAD.