Terry's Tacos

  • Season 3 , Ep 12
  • 08/30/2005
  • Views: 105,339

Terry reveals his pricing to Jones and Garcia. (1:51)

>> BUENOS NOCHES, PEDRO.

>> HI, TERRY.

>> HEY, TERRY.

>> WHOO-WHOO!

>> YOU WANNA KNOW WHY WE'RE

HERE?

>> WHY, IS THERE A FIGHT?

>> NO, THERE'S NOT A FIGHT YET.

TERRY WE GOT A CALL THAT

SOMEBODY, AN EMPLOYEE HERE, WAS

TURNING TRICKS UP ON THE ROOF.

>> NO WAY.

>> YEAH. YEAH WAY.

>> THAT'S NOT COOL.

>> YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

>> NO. I'M AFRAID OF ROOFS, SO

IT WASN'T ME. I'M ALLERGIC TO

'EM.

>> YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO ROOFS?

>> I'M ALLERGIC TO ROOFS. YOU

CAN ASK MY DOCTOR.

>> HOW DOES THAT MANIFEST

ITSELF? HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO

ROOFS?

>> IF I LOOK AT THEM, I THROW

UP.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ALLERGIC

TO? LIES.

>> WE HAD A DESCRIPTION ABOUT A

GENTLEMAN OF YOUR HEIGHT, YOUR

STATURE, WITH A LITTLE HAT.

>> WHAT WAS THE PERSON'S NAME?

>> WELL, I GUESS IT MIGHT RHYME

WITH MARY OR HARRY.

>> MY NAME ISN'T MARY OR HARRY.

MY NAME IS...♪ TERRY ♪

>> WAIT. HOLD ON, TERRY. THERE'S

SOMETHING I WANNA SAY, OK?

>> WHAT?

>> LISTEN. YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE MISUNDERSTOOD, OK?

>> I'M TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD.

>> YOU'RE MISUNDERSTOOD. AND,

UM, I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IF YOU

AND I WERE TO GO UP ON THE ROOF.

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU...WOULD

YOU..I MEAN, HOW MUCH WOULD IT

BE?

>> FOR...[WHISPERING] WHAT?

>> IF I WANTED TO GET LIKE A

LITTLE BIT OF [BLEEP]. HOW MUCH

WOULD IT BE?

>> AHEM. [WHISPERING] $5.00.

>> TERRY, I'M A COP. I'M HOLDING

YOUR HAND. I'M A COP--

>> $5.00 FOR THE TACO.

>> YOU JUST SOLICITED A SEXUAL

ACT [BLEEP], YOU KNOW.

>> OUCH. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

DOING?

>> TACOS, TACOS, TACOS IS

SELF-SERVED TONIGHT, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> PEDRO, CALL THE POLICE.

CALL THE POLICE. I'M BEING

ARRESTED BY THE POLICE.

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