Border Crossing

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 06/14/2011
  • Views: 17,164

Jon seeks out his old producer to make amends for leaving him in Mexico. (0:53)

- PRETTY THICK JUNGLE, HUH?

- OH, THE JUNGLE IS SO VERDANT.

- THE HOUSE IS OVER HERE.

SO WE'LL JUST DOTHE STORY,

AND THEN I'LLTAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER

ON THE SHOW.- SURE.

I'M GLAD I DON'T DOTHIS ANYMORE.

- [laughs] I KNOW.IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT--

- NO, NO, NO.- NO ENTRADA.

- ES UN CHISTE, AMIGO.

- NO CHISTE. NO PASAPORTE, NO ENTRE.

JUAN.- WHAT?

- PLEASE.- OH.

- MY WIFE, MY CHILDREN.

- I DON'T CARE, ROB.- PLEASE, JUAN.

IT TOOK ME SO LONGTO PUT MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER.

- I DID IT AGAIN.I GOTTA GO.

- JUAN, PLEASE! I DON'T WANTTO LIVE IN GUATEMALA!

- HAVE FUNIN GUATEMALA, ROB!

- YOU ARE SUCH A [bleep]!- YOU IDIOT, SHUT UP!

- YOU ASS [bleep]!

PLEASE, AMIGO.- SU PASAPORTE.

- SOY MEXICANO. - NO. [speaks Spanish]

- NO PROBLEMAS.

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