Gay Robot - Facebook Updates

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 11/09/2010
  • Views: 33,803

Tito's status updates inspire Gay Robot to be more aggressive online. (1:43)

ABOUT TO GETMY WEEKEND ON.

MAKE TRICKSDIVE ON ( bleep ).

YEAH, YOU KNOWHOW I DO IT. ALL DAY."

- ( chimes )- WOW, TITO. AGGRESSIVE UPDATE.

GAY ROBOT, YOU'VE GOTTO DROP THE HAMMER, SON.

THIS AIN'T NO GAME.I SAY HOW I FEEL.

I'M OUT.HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

LATER, GATOR.IGNORE THE HATERS.

TRUE.

MAYBE I NEED TO BEMORE AGGRESSIVE TOO.

WHAT AM I? HMM.

GAY ROBOT."IT'S ALL ABOUT PEEN.

I WANT TWO AND A HALF MENLIKE CHARLIE SHEEN.

PEEP THAT BOOTY.

SHAKE IT,BUT DON'T MAKE DOOKIE.

WANT THAT SWEAT ALL UP ON ME ME.

LIKE A WATERFALL,BUT NOT WITH PEE PEE."

"LIKE A WATERFALL,BUT NOT WITH PEE PEE."

- I CAN'T BELIEVE TITO'S UPDATE.- KEEP READING.

"I LIKE MY WIENER DIRTY.'CAUSE IT'S PURTY.

SO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTY.

PULL YOUR GUNOUT OF YOUR HOLSTER."

"STUFF IT IN MY TOASTER.

TAKING IT ALL INLIKE A MILK-FILLEDROLLERCOASTER.

- PEACE."- OH MY GOD.

HE'S REALLYTURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.

HEY. I LIKEYOUR NEW UPDATE.

IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?MORE HARD CORE.

I AIN'T AFRAIDTO DROP THE HAMMER.THAT'S REAL.

I GUESS WE'LLLEAVE YOU ALONE THEN.

- ( giggles )- BYE.

- BYE-BYE.- ( both laugh loudly )

( all laugh )

YOU'VE GOT TO SIGN MEOUT OF FACEBOOK.

I'VE TOLD YOU THATA MILLION TIMES.

I WAS TRYINGTO GET MY TITO ON,

BUT FORGOT TO GETMY SIGN-OUT ON. SORRY.

YEAH, I KNOW YOU WERE.

- I'M SORRY.- IT'S OKAY.

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