The Amazing Johnathan - Three Questions

  • Season 5 , Ep 1
  • 06/24/2001
  • Views: 6,671

Audience member Paul must answer three questions. (2:25)

JOHNATHAN>> PAUL.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA

DO.

YOU AND I ARE GONNA PLAY A

LITTLE GAME TOGETHER.

THERE'S ONE, TWO, THREE

$20 BILLS.

I WANT YOU TO HOLD THOSE.

NO, NO, NO...

OKAY.

DON'T FOLD THEM UP LIKE YOU'VE

WON ALREADY.

ALL RIGHT.

HOLD LIKE THAT.

NOW.

WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS ASK YOU

THREE QUESTIONS.

IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET TO

KEEP THE 20.

IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I'M GONNA

TAKE IT BACK, OKAY?

PAUL>> ALL RIGHT.

JOHNATHAN>> ALL RIGHT.

PAUL.

QUESTION NUMBER ONE.

HOW MANY ANIMALS OF EACH,

DID MOSES TAKE ON THE ARK?

QUICKLY!

PAUL>> TWO.

JOHNATHAN>> TWO!

NOPE.

THERE WAS NO ARK.

NOT MOSES, SORRY.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHS)

OKAY.

QUESTION NUMBER TWO--

AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER

QUICKLY...

SAY THE WORD "SILK" FIVE TIMES,

AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.

GO!

PAUL>> SILK, SILK.

SILK.

SILK.

SILK.

JOHNATHAN>> OKAY, THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, ANSWER ME QUICKLY--

WHAT DO COWS DRINK?

PAUL>> WATER?

JOHNATHAN>> AH!

WATER!

WATER!

HE GOT IT!

AH, (BLEEP).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SHUT UP!

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

PAUL>> ONE LEFT.

JOHNATHAN>> YEAH, I KNOW

HOW MANY IS LEFT.

IT'S THE AMAZING PAUL SHOW,

ALL RIGHT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU STAY THERE-- WE'RE NOT DONE.

YOU NEED ME.

ALL RIGHT.

PAUL>> I DO.

(JOHNATHAN) I SEE IT.

SPELL "POP."

NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S TOO EASY!

I HAVE 60 CUPS--

I TAKE ONE AWAY, HOW MANY ARE

LEFT?

PAUL>> 59.

JOHNATHAN>> NO.

FIVE.

SIX TEA CUPS.

(LAUGHS)

LOOK.

I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.

SAY... SPELL THE WORD "POP."

PAUL>> P-O-P.

JOHNATHAN>> MOP.

PAUL>> M-O-P.

JOHNATHAN>> TOP.

PAUL>> T-O-P.

JOHNATHAN>> WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN

YOU COME TO A GREEN LIGHT?

PAUL>> GO.

JOHNATHAN>> YOU GOT IT!

40 BUCKS, MAN.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S HAVE

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR PAUL!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

TAKE A BOW, PAUL.

BLOW 'EM A KISS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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