Rachel Feinstein - I Look Good

  • Season 14, Ep 11
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 192,132

Puerto Rican women treat compliments like questions answered correctly on an exam. (1:22)

'CAUSE I DON'T LEARN, AND, UH...

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, YOU KNOW, THE NICE THINGABOUT SEEING A PUERTO RICAN GUY

IS, LIKE,THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT

WHEN YOU GET INSECURE.

WHITE WOMEN -- WE'RE CONSTANTLYOBSESSED ABOUT OUR BODIES.

WE ALWAYS THINK WE'RE FAT.WHITE GUYS UNDERSTAND THIS.

YOU'RE GONNA CALL YOURSELF FATSEVERAL TIMES A WEEK.

THEY HAVE SOME SORT OFREASSURING STOCK LINE

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TOARGUE THAT WITH.

IT'S JUST THISCYCLICAL CONVERSATION

THAT WHITE COUPLES HAVEFOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT, YOU KNOW,PUERTO RICAN, LIKE, MEN --

THEY DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO WITH THAT

'CAUSE THEY'VE NEVERDEALT WITH THAT BEFORE

'CAUSE PUERTO RICAN WOMENARE THE MOST CONFIDENTWOMEN IN THE WORLD.

LIKE, HIS MOM WEIGHS LIKE --LIKE 300 POUNDS, YOU KNOW?

AND SHE JUST KIND OF TITS AROUNDIN THIS HOT-PINK T-SHIRT

THAT SAYS, "I LOOK GOOD."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]

LIKE, WHITE WOMEN -- WECAN'T EVEN GIVE EACHOTHER COMPLIMENTS.

YOU'D BE LIKE,"OH, YOU LOOK NICE."

"NO, I'M GROSS. I'M FAT.I'M DISGUSTING. I'M GROSS."

YOU GIVE A PUERTO RICAN WOMANA COMPLIMENT,

THEY'LL ACT LIKE YOU'RE GETTINGA QUESTION CORRECT ON EXAM,

YOU KNOW?

I'D TELL HER SHE LOOKED NICE.SHE'D BE LIKE...

[ Puerto Rican accent ]"YEAH, MOMMY, THAT'S RIGHT.

I LOOK REAL GOOD.I KNOW I LOOK GOOD, YEAH."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"YEAH, MOMMY.

"MY ASS IS NEIGHBORHOOD --

"I'M NEIGHBORHOOD-APPROVED,MOMMY, YEAH.

I LOOK NICE, YEAH."

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