Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 05/15/2000
  • Views: 3,392

I'M SORRY.

THEY SCREWED UP THE OLYMPICS,AND I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT THAT.

I LOVE THE OLYMPICS.

I LOVE THE IDEAOF THE OLYMPICS.

BUT WHY IS IT EVERY TIME WEBRING THE OLYMPICS TO AMERICA,

WE PUT IT IN THIS SCREAMINGRATHOLE PART OF THE COUNTRY?

SALT LAKE CITY,

ATLANTA IN THE SUMMER.

EVEN THE ETHIOPIANSARE WALKING AROUND GOING,

"GOD, I'M HOT."

OF COURSE, NEW YORK.

I LOVE NEW YORK POLITICS,ESPECIALLY WITH AL SHARPTON.

AH, HE'S A HOOT.

NO MATTER WHAT THE ISSUE IS,

HE HAS THE PAT AFRICAN-AMERICANANSWER, DOESN'T HE?

HE'S LIKE THE BLACKSEE-AND-SAY.

[laughter]

JUST PULL THE STRING--ZZHHTTT--

"THE COPS WERE MURDERERS."

ZZHHTTT.

"O.J. WAS INNOCENT."

ZZHHTTT.

"I LIKE MOESHA."

AND YOU GOT HILLARY RUNNINGFOR SENATE.

[laughs]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT AMERICA NEEDS:ANOTHER WHITE MALE SENATOR.

YOU GOT TO HAND IT TO HERTHOUGH.

HER LIFE HASN'T BEEN EASY,HAS IT?

THE LAST EIGHT YEARSOF THE WHITE HOUSE

HAS BASICALLY BEENA LONG EPISODE OF THE MAN SHOW.

"HEY, AL, WHO DO WE HAVEON THE TRAMPOLINE THIS WEEK?"

I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.

AND I'LL TELL YOUSOMETHING ELSE:

I THINK SHE'S KIND OF HOT.I REALLY DO.

OH, NO, I'M SERIOUS.

AND I'LL TELL YOUSOMETHING ELSE:

THERE ISN'T A GUY IN AMERICA--THERE ISN'T A GUY IN THIS ROOM

THAT, IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY,WOULDN'T NAIL HILLARY CLINTON.

IT COULD TAKE A BEER,IT COULD TAKE A KEG,

BUT WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO BEBEHIND THAT BIG WHITE ASS GOING,

"WHO IS THE PRESIDENT?"

"YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT."

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