David Spade - Celebrity D**k Pics

David Spade: My Fake Problems Season 1, Ep 101 05/04/2014 Views: 45,747

Every guy needs to be careful when taking naked pictures -- unless that guy is Chris Brown. (1:32)

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BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU'RETAKING THESE PICTURES,

BE CAREFUL, GUYS,

BECAUSE UNLESS YOU'RECHRIS BROWN,

AND YOU HAVETHIS HUGE HOG--

I LIKE WHENCHRIS BROWN'S PICTURES

GET "LEAKED OUT"TO THE MEDIA.

"OH, MY GOD,I'M SO BUMMED OUT.

MY HUGE DONKEY DICKIS OUT ON THE INTERNET."

LIKE, REALLY?

ARE YOU REALLY SWEATING BULLETSOVER THIS ONE?

OF THE PICTURE THAT WASOBVIOUSLY YOUR 15TH SELFIE?

DOUCHE, DOUCHE.

ONE OF JUST THE BALLS.

NO, MAYBE THE WHOLE THING.

HE'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

"SOMEONE BROKEINTO MY LAPTOP,

AND THENTHEY'RE ON THE INTERNET."

REALLY?

BY THE WAY, DUDE,HOW HARD IS THAT?

I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO MY OWNLAPTOP HALF THE TIME.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, PASSWORD.

[buzzes]

PASSWORD.[buzzes]

I'M LIKE, WHAT'S MY PASSWORD?

IT'S SO FUNNY.I GO,

I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE SOMEONESTOLE YOUR LAPTOP

FROM THE AIRPORT, RAN HOME,CRACKED THE CODE...

FOUND YOUR WEINER PICTURES...

AND THEN SENT ITTO YOUR TEN FAVORITE WEBSITES,

AND YOU PUT OUTA PRESS RELEASE

IN A HALF-HOUR.

REALLY?

LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

"PLEASE DON'T LOOKAT MY DICK PICS.

HERE'S THE LINK."

AND YOU KNOW IT'S LEAKED BECAUSEYOU NEVER SEE AN ACTOR

WITH A TINY WEINER GET THOSEPICTURES LEAKED, YOU KNOW?

THEN YOU'D SEE SOME SCRAMBLINGIN HOLLYWOOD.

"SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET?THE WHOLE INTERNET?"

"UH-HUH."

BOO-VOH-VOH-VOH-VOH.

LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT.LET ME THINK.