The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Decisive Shooter

Season 11 • 02/13/2006

Vice President Dick Cheney is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington in the face.

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Harry Whittington, 78-years-old, is the first person to have been shot by a sitting vice president since Alexander Hamilton.
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Decisive Shooter
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Vice President Dick Cheney believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face.
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