Extended - #HashtagWars - #ScaryStoriesIn5Words - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, October 27, 2016 - Uncensored 10/27/2016 Views: 180

With Halloween around the corner, Jenny Zigrino, Chris Garcia and Jordan Morris unleash their most frightening five-word stories. (1:44)

AND NOW, GOODLY CITIZENS, IT ISTIME FOR TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)THE THING I REALLY HATE ABOUT

SCARY STORIES IS HOW THEY ALWAYSTAKE SIX OR MORE WORDS.

I MEAN, I CAME TO BE HERE... ICAME HERE TO BE SCARED, NOT

BORED BY ALL YOUR TALKING!

THAT'S WHY TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#SCARYSTORIESIN5WORDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: FLESHLIGHTRAN OUT OF BATTERIES, OR...

YOU MEET BEYONCÉ AND FART.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

JENNY.

>> IVANKA-PALIN 2020-- YOU'REWELCOME!

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUDOLPHGIULIANI.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JORDAN MORRIS.

>> REALLY REGRETTING THISHARAMBE TATTOO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JENNY ZIGRINO.

>> DRUG DEALER GOT A REAL JOB.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> MOM STARTED SAYING, "TRILLBITCH."

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN 2.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)JORDAN.

>> BLOW JOB WHILE NICKELBACKPLAYS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: CHRIS.

>> MOM'S PREGNANT, PITBULL'S THEDAD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JENNY.

>> TRAPPED ON A VEGAN CRUISESHIP.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> MY GYNECOLOGIST IS AJUGGALO.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> FUCKIN' VAGINAS, HOW DO THEYWORK?

>> HARDWICK: WE'LL JUST WASHTHAT OUT WITH FAYGO, WE'LL BE

FINE.

UH... JENNY.

>> PEED IN MY SPANX AGAIN!

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JORDAN MORRIS.

>> A DOG... WITH A BLOG?!

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.