Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers

  • Season 7 , Ep 14
  • 05/15/2003
  • Views: 1,850

Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time. (1:04)

ALL THE BIG COMPANIES WANT

TO GET US.

THEY ALL DO.

HOW ABOUT THE CABLE COMPANY.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THE CABLE COMPANY.

THEY'LL GIVE YOU CABLE.

THEY'LL CHARGE YOU A

MILLION DOLLARS FOR IT, TOO,

WON'T THEY?

AND THEN THEY TELL YOU--

YOU GO--

"WELL, WHEN CAN YOU COME OVER

TO HOOK IT UP?"

WHAT DO THEY SAY?

"WELL, WE'LL BE THERE SOME TIME

BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE."

SOME TIME BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY THEM THOUSANDS

OF DOLLARS, AND THEY'RE NOT

GONNA GIVE YOU THE COURTESY

TO SHOW UP ON--

"WE'LL BE THERE SOME TIME

BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE."

MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

WE CALLED UP AND GOT A STRIPPER.

SHE SHOWED UP IN LESS THAN

TEN MINUTES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

RIGHT?

ON PLANET CHARLIE, ALL STRIPPERS

WILL BE CERTIFIED CABLE

TECHNICIANS.

YEAH.

THAT WAY YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA

SHOW UP ON TIME, HUH?

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