Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV

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Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable. (1:59)

MY MOM KNOCKED OUT AT 10:00AND RIGHT AROUND 11:45...

[female voice] "THE FOLLOWINGPROGRAM HAS NOT BEEN RATED

BY THE MOTION PICTUREASSOCIATION OF AMERICA.

DUE TO ITS GRAPHIC SEXUALCONTENT, VIEWER DISCRETION

IS ADVISED."

[screams]I WAS TEN YEARS OLD.

I LOST MY MIND.

I'M SITTING ON THAT COUCH.

ALL OF A SUDDEN...

[sultry music]♪

"ARE YOU READY?""UH-HUH, OH, YEAH."

[little boy voice] "YEAH!""OH, YEAH."

[little boy voice] "YEAH!""ARE YOU READY?"

"I'M DONE."

[laughter and applause]AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY IS,

I KNOW IT'S HAPPENING AT MYHOUSE NOW, 'CAUSE ONE NIGHT,

I HEARD, "YEAH!"[laughs]

"WHAT'S HE DOING?""BECOMING A MAN."

AND I WAS CURIOUS.

I'M LIKE, "I WONDER WHAT HE'SWATCHING."

SO I STARTED FLIPPING THROUGHMY CHANNELS TRYING TO FIND

SOMETHING THAT WOULD "SPARK"INTEREST.

SURE ENOUGH, HE'S WATCHINGCINEMAX.

UH-HUH.

AND I KNOW THAT'S WHATHE'S WATCHING.

THAT GUY'S CLAPPING.

"HELL YEAH."

COCHINO.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HE'SWATCHING, BECAUSE OUT OF MY TV,

I'M GETTING DIRECT SOUND, ANDTHEN I'M GETTING, LIKE, A LITTLE

DELAYED ECHO DOWN THE HALL.

YOU KNOW, SO IT'S LIKE--[groans]

[groans]"YEAH."

"YEAH."

[groans][groans]

[man voice] "YEAH."

[little boy voice] "YEAH."

[laughter]I SAW HIM THE NEXT MORNING.

I SAID, "WHAT WERE YOU DOINGLAST NIGHT?"

"I WAS PLAYING NINTENDO."

"YEAH, WHATEVER.

YOU WERE PLAYING "WEE!"

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