Still Drunk

  • Season 3, Ep 8
  • 07/17/2012
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Beer got the guys into this situation, and it's what's going to get them out of it. (1:49)

ALICE GETS TO THE OFFICEFIVE MINUTES EARLY EVERY DAY,

WHICH GIVES US 29 MINUTESTO BEAT HER THERE

AND DELETE THOSE MESSAGES.

- THAT'S WEIRD.I DON'T EVEN FEEL HUNGOVER.

- I DRANK, LIKE, 17 BEERS,

AND I FEEL WAY BETTERTHAN I NORMAL DO.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW,MAYBE AS YOU GET OLDER

YOU GET BETTER AT HANGOVERS.

- THAT HAS TO BE A FACT.[crash]

all:WHOA!

- JESUS.- WHAT THE--

- GUYS, WE'RE STILL DRUNK.

- WE GOT TO TAKE THE BUS.LET'S GO!

- YEP, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS THERE.- WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- INSIDE. WE NEED BEERS.- WAIT, NO!

BEERS IS WHATGOT US IN THIS SITUATION.

- YEAH, AND IT'SWHAT'S GONNA GET US OUT.

WE'RE DRUNK RIGHT NOW,AND WE FEEL GREAT, RIGHT?

IF THIS HANGOVER KICKS IN...

WE'RE SCREWED.- HE'S RIGHT, WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

WE HAVE TO STAY DRUNKTILL WE GET TO THE OFFICE.

- OH, AND I'LL GET

MY SHARPER IMAGE BREATHALYZERKEY CHAIN FROM THE CAR.

THAT WAY, WE CAN MONITOROUR BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, GUYS.

- YEAH! BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL!

- YEAH, YEAH.OH, ADAM!

LET ME GET TECATESAND A COUPLE OF LIMES, OKAY?

- YOU GOT IT.- OH, AND ADAM?

THANK YOU FOR BEINGA TRUE BRAJ.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, BRAJ.

STAY UP.- I WILL.

both:ALWAYS.

- COME ON, LET'S GO.- ALWAYS, MAN.

- TRUE SOLDIERS, FOR REAL.

- DUDE!- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, DUDE!- COME ON!

- I LOVE THAT GUY, MAN!

DAMN, I FORGOT A BELT!- SHHH.

[cell phone rings]- YO-BA SAYO.

- JILLIAN, IT'S ANDERS.LISTEN TO ME.

I NEED YOUTO GO INTO ALICE'S VOICEMAIL

AND DELETE ALL HER MESSAGESBEFORE SHE GETS IN TODAY.

- OH, I WOULD HAPPILY DO THAT,

BUT IT'S PASSWORD-PROTECTED.

- WHAT? YOU'RE HER ASSISTANT.

YOU DON'T ACCESSTO HER VOICEMAILS?

- HER MOM KEPT LEAVINGTHESE MEAN MESSAGES

ABOUT HOW ALICE WASA BAD DAUGHTER,

SO I COULDN'T TAKE IT,AND I FINALLY JUST CALLED HER

AND I SAID, "LOOK, LADY,

SHUT YOUR MOUTHAND FIND A [bleep] HOBBY."

[techno music]

- ♪ AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE

♪ WITH THE STATIC IN THE OCEAN

♪ SWEET AND SALTY IN THE SKY

♪ IT'S A LEVEL OF DEVOTION...

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