Chris Mata - Part Indian

Mata, Williams, Holmes, Smiley Season 9, Ep 912 08/20/2009 Views: 3,688

Chris Mata's right eye cares about litter. (1:20)

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD, MAN.COOL SIDEBURNS, BUDDY.

RIGHT OFF THE BAT. RIGHT ON.

YOU TOO, MAN. RIGHT. DON'T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU OUT.

I ALWAYS NOTICE THAT IMMEDIATELY 'CAUSE I CAN'T GROW ANY.

MY MOM SAYS IT'S BECAUSE I'M PART INDIAN

AND THAT THE GOVERNMENTTOOK THAT FROM ME, TOO.

- SO, AH... - [LAUGHTER]

IT'S CHEROKEE INDIAN, SO--NOT ENOUGH TO GET CASINO MONEY.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT JUST ENOUGH INDIAN THAT I CRY WHEN PEOPLE LITTER SO...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

RIGHT?

THERE'S THAT DUMB COMMERCIAL WHERE THE AMERICAN WOULD LITTER

AND THEN THE INDIAN WOULD CRY, RIGHT?

- SO JUST MY RIGHT EYE CRIES... - [LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE MY MEXICAN EYE DOESN'T CARE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MY EYES HATE EACH OTHER, MAN. THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING.

IT'S A CONSTANT [WAR CRIES-- EEE!].

- IT'S A CONSTANT BATTLE. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]