Damon Wayans - Michael Jackson's Trial

  • Season 9 , Ep 911
  • 02/10/2006
  • Views: 15,339

Damon Wayans is happy that Michael Jackson was acquitted. (1:19)

AND I'M REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ACQUITTED.

- [LAUGHTER] - I'M SERIOUS.

Y'ALL BET-- YOU KNOW WHAT,

BLACK PEOPLE REALLY BETTER BE HAPPY THAT HE GOT OFF,

BECAUSE IF THEY COULD'VE TOOK MICHAEL OUT,

THEY COULD TAKE ANY ONE OF US OUT.

AND YOU KNOW I HATEDTO HEAR PEOPLE SAY, "HE DID IT."

THEY SAY IT WITH SUCH CONVICTION.

YOU KNOW? "HE DID IT." "HOW YOU KNOW HE DID IT?"

"BECAUSE CAN'T NO 46-YEAR-OLD MAN BE AROUND NO 12-YEAR-OLD LITTLE BOYS

"LIKE THAT WITHOUT FEELIN' SOMETHING.

"IT JUST AIN'T NATURALTO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM

"WITH THAT PREPUBESCENT SMELLTHAT COME UP OFF OF 'EM

"AND THE WAY THEY LITTLE BUTTOCKS SHAKE

AS YOU CHASE AFTER 'EM, MAN.IT JUST AIN'T NATURAL."

[LAUGHTER]

I FELT BAD FOR MIKE, 'CAUSE HE WAS UNDER SO MUCH PRESSURE.

PEOPLE JUST DIDN'T CARE.

HE WAS FIGHTIN' FOR HIS FAMILY,FOR HIS CAREER, FOR HIS FREEDOM.

YOU KNOW THEY TOOK THAT BROTHER'S WALK. YOU KNOW?

'MEMBER WHO COOL MIKE WALKED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TRIAL?

HE CAME IN AND HE WAS LIKE,

"I KNOW I'M INNOCENTAND I'M GONNA BEAT THIS.

GO AHEAD. FRISK ME."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN LIKE TWO MONTHS INTO THAT TRIAL

THEY START PULLIN' OUT THEM LITTLE BOOKS.

HE WAS WALKIN'LIKE AN OLD MAN.

"HEY, MICHAEL. WE LOVE YOU." "HEE HEE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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