Shane Mauss - Girlfriend's Attitude

  • Season 14 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 14,812

Shane Mauss' girlfriend has a pessimistic attitude in the bedroom: the vagina is always half-empty. (2:32)

HERE'S SOME ADVICEFOR YOU, THOUGH.

IF YOU'RE EVER TRAVELINGTO A FOREIGN COUNTRY,

REMEMBER TO PACKTHE LUBRICANT, OKAY?

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHINGMORE EMBARRASSING

THAN BEING IN A PHARMACYIN A FOREIGN LAND

AND TRYING TO CONVEY TO THEM...

THAT YOU NEED LUBE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE,"UH...LUBERITOSKI.

"UH...

ME NO MAKE GIRL SLIPPERY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"WHOOSH."

[ IMITATES CREAKING ]

THE ONLY THING MORE EMBARRASSINGIS DOING ALL THAT

AND THEN REALIZING THAT THEYSPEAK ENGLISH IN ENGLAND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

MAGGIE -- SHE HAS KIND OFA PESSIMISTIC ATTITUDE

IN THE BEDROOM, YOU KNOW?

THE VAGINA'S ALWAYS HALF-EMPTY.

AND BEFORE WE JUMPTO CONCLUSIONS,

THAT IS A LARGE-VAGINA JOKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE, UH...

SHE DOESN'T LET MEDO ANYTHING WITH HER

WHEN SHE GETSHER MONTHLY VISITOR.

IT'S LIKE SHE CLOSES UPSHOP, RIGHT?

GREAT THING IS,THE WEEK BEFORE,

IT'S LIKEA GOING-OUT-OF-BUSINESS SALE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I'M CRAZY MAGGIE,AND I'M GIVING IT AWAY!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SIGHS ]

AND THAT'S THE MOST ENERGY

YOU'RE GETTING OUTOF ME TONIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I, UM...

I TOLD MAGGIE I WANTEDTO GO TO A STRIP CLUB.

SHE SAID THIS TO ME -- SHE GOES,

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GOTO A STRIP CLUB FOR?

I'LL STRIP FOR YOU."

I WAS LIKE,"HOW GREAT IS THAT, HUH?

I GUESS I'LL JUST TELLMY FRIENDS TO COME OVER HERE."

THANK YOU, GUYS, VERY MUCH.

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