Spoonie's Candy Toes

Season 3 , Ep 2 09/21/04 Views: 98,610

A strange note left in Spoonie's shoe wreaks havoc on the entire Luv family. (1:47)

Hello. Hector speaking.

MAN:My name is Spoony.

Spoony?

I bought some shoesfrom your store the other day.

Okay.

And when I went to put them on,

there was a note inside

that said my toes looklike Tootsie Rolls.

Your toes... What?

Yes. I am insult...

Not only insulted,I'm hurt.

Okay, do you rememberwho helped you out?

No.

And you bought it outof this location?

Yes, and my son bought a pairof shoes

out of there the other day, too.

And they said...he had a note in his shoes

that said his toes look likeMilk Duds.

You know, what, sir,

I really apologize for that,but I don't...

No, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Do Tootsie Rollshave bunions?

'Cause my toes do.

Uh...

And that's some whack-asscrap right there.

Can you describe the personthat was helping you?

Asian, male.

Okay.

I woke up the other day--

my son was tryingto chew on my toes

like they was Tootsie Rolls,'cause of that letter.

Okay, Spoony, do you havea contact number

where we could reach you at?

Yes... no, hold on.

This affected my whole family.

Okay, we're definitely goingto take a look into this, okay?

All the Loves.

And as I left, you knowwhat the guy said?

What'd he say?

He said, "Bye-bye, littleTootsie Roll foot boy,"

and started laughing.

Like my toes really lookedlike Tootsie Rolls.

Do you think that's funny?

No, I don't think that's funny.

Like I said, we're goingto take a look into it.

You're laughing.

No, I'm not laughing, sir.

You ever had a note in your shoe

that said your toes looked likeTootsie Rolls and Milk Duds?

Um, I don't know

how that's relevantto the situation.

Well, you know howrelevant it is--

when I plant my toesin your ass,

they won't feel likeno Tootsie Roll.

Oh, okay.

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